Crap! Forgot to Post This Yesterday.
I have detention on Monday. The only thing I did was say "blow job" out loud. I guess I can share the shitty story, if you like.
In speech, we were playing "Guesstures." This one chick used a certain one. She pulled her hand back and forth from her mouth. It looked like she was holding a cup. It was supposed to be her drinking something. But, me, having the sick mind that I have, thought something else.
When the teacher called on me to guess, I said out loud, "A blow job." I know I wasn't the only one who thought this, because some people were giggling at her Guessture.
Everyone just said, "Ooooh!" you know, like when you were in and kindergarten and you said something that contradicted what the teacher said? That's what it reminded me of.
Well, my speech teacher is such a stick in the mud, and she didn't even laugh or even crack a smile. (She only does for her little pets. XP) I swear, it's as if she thinks that if she smiles, her face will break. That's what I think will happen.
She's a royal bitch, I swear. She was about to write me a referral, but she said she was in "a good mood." The reminder said "For sexual harassment and speaking inappropriately and thinking wrong." Some kid in the back told her that I had a girl friend, she said "I feel so sorry for her." And the ame kid told her that I'm loyal to Ashley Baby. That's the truth troops! XD
I loves my Ashley. I'm listening to her theme song now. "Ashley" by Escape The Fate. This is the only song she hates by them, because everyone we know brings it up and makes fun of her for it. It's cute when she blushes. She's just a whole barrel of cuteness and she's the nicest person ever. (Unless you count the Groveling For Forgiveness Method. But, don't judge her. She can hit you with a shoe from the other side of the court yard if she wanted to.)
In speech, we were playing "Guesstures." This one chick used a certain one. She pulled her hand back and forth from her mouth. It looked like she was holding a cup. It was supposed to be her drinking something. But, me, having the sick mind that I have, thought something else.
When the teacher called on me to guess, I said out loud, "A blow job." I know I wasn't the only one who thought this, because some people were giggling at her Guessture.
Everyone just said, "Ooooh!" you know, like when you were in and kindergarten and you said something that contradicted what the teacher said? That's what it reminded me of.
Well, my speech teacher is such a stick in the mud, and she didn't even laugh or even crack a smile. (She only does for her little pets. XP) I swear, it's as if she thinks that if she smiles, her face will break. That's what I think will happen.
She's a royal bitch, I swear. She was about to write me a referral, but she said she was in "a good mood." The reminder said "For sexual harassment and speaking inappropriately and thinking wrong." Some kid in the back told her that I had a girl friend, she said "I feel so sorry for her." And the ame kid told her that I'm loyal to Ashley Baby. That's the truth troops! XD
I loves my Ashley. I'm listening to her theme song now. "Ashley" by Escape The Fate. This is the only song she hates by them, because everyone we know brings it up and makes fun of her for it. It's cute when she blushes. She's just a whole barrel of cuteness and she's the nicest person ever. (Unless you count the Groveling For Forgiveness Method. But, don't judge her. She can hit you with a shoe from the other side of the court yard if she wanted to.)