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[unbroken_hearts]

what's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

ONLY TAKES ONE NAIL TO HANG A PICTURE

I know it's mean, but it sure made me laugh.

Here's another:

so say you have a rooster, and i have a donkey.

and then say your rooster and my donkey get into a fight and my donkey
bites off and eats both of your rooster's feet.

now you have two feet of your cock in my ass