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[unbroken_green]

Can we not talk about the size of people's genitalia? Just throwing that one out there.

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[plant_leafe]

What's gen... general... genetalia?

[unbroken_green]

.............. Uhm.

People keep talking about. Uh. >////////////< Private parts. That make you a boy or a girl. Er. And. I think it's inappropriate.

[Hisoka is SO embarrassed because he kind of wants to protect Shin's innocence. I think Tsuzuki's made him soft. XD]

[plant_leafe]

... Um. Oh. I, um, I always thought they were called "private parts" for a reason, because you're supposed to keep it private, not... talk about it all the time...

[[Awww, Hisoka's a big ol' softie~~ (And I mean that in the nicest way possible X3)]]

[unbroken_green]

You're right, no one should be talking about them. That's what I'm trying to tell all the people who insist on filling their journals with nothing but talk about private parts.

[XDDD Of course~ Unfortunately, that still makes Hisoka prickle and say, "No way in hell will you EVER rope me into babysitting or any of that crap."]

[plant_leafe]

Oh, is that what all the big flashing-moving letters was? I got too impatient to wait to read the whole thing when it was moving. ^^;
Good thing I didn't read it, I don't think I'm supposed to read that kind of thing anyway...

[[Haha~ XDDD Oh really, Hisoka~? >3]]

[unbroken_green]

You just keep not reading that stuff, kid. In fact, stay safe and don't read anything the red haired twins write. It's probably all inappropriate for you anyway. Or Muraki. Stay the hell away from him.

[XDD HE SHOULD TOTALLY BE MADE TO BABYSIT.]

[plant_leafe]

... But... how do I know when I can read and when I can't?
But whyyyyyy? Muraki's nice.

[[OMGYES, that would be HILARIOUS~ XDDD]]

[unbroken_green]

.... You need a parental control on your journal.

M-

Muraki is not nice. If he's being nice to you, it only means he's going to be really mean to you later.

[plant_leafe]

... But I don't have parents, not really...

Is too, he said he doesn't want me to get hurt and we can grow some exotic plants for science! How do you know if he's gonna be mean?

[unbroken_green]

Then get someone to screen the journals for you. A sibling or someone. I don't know.

Because he killed me.

[Hisoka's patience has grown very thin. ^^;;;;]

[plant_leafe]

... Um. Will... will you do it?

Really...? But he's a doctor... Why?

[unbroken_green]

... No. Get someone else.

Because I saw him kill someone. And evidently I was 'too pretty' for him to kill me then and there, so he killed me as slowly and as painfully as he could.

[plant_leafe]

... All right. How come?

Did he... did he kill a lot of people?

[[Strike as legible as you want~]]

[unbroken_green]

I'm. Not good with children.

Yes.

[plant_leafe]

... Really? How come? I'm a kid, I guess, but I like you...

But... but he's so nice.

[unbroken_green]

Er- Um- You must not know me very well Whatever. [OOC: Hisoka has NO clue what to say to that. XDDD]

Hmph. Don't come crying to me when some of his students end up dead.

[OOC: Of course, Hisoka will come rescue people at a moment's notice if Muraki is threatening them... XD Especially a cute little boy like Shin.]