internet dating + bad tattoo = amazing!
There's a show called e-love in Canada that follows (desperate, lonely) people as they (quickly) "fall in love" via the internet and then meet in real life for the first time. One of my favourite episodes featured one pathetic loser who thought he had met his soulmate after speaking for only a couple weeks online. BEFORE meeting in real life her he decided to GET HER NAME TATTOOED on him - I can only assume he thought this would impress her into sleeping with him. So she flew across the country to meet him, and needless to say, she realized what a total douche he was and dumped him on air. AMAZING!