first of - yay for pams good birthday =] i loove my wifey
second of all - i love her. hahahah and our retarded conversations:
x byebeautiful 0: i listen to sad music when im really sad or crying.
x byebeautiful 0: i listen to broadway music and happy music and any music except emo..when im not sad or crying.:-)
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: cha same hurr
x byebeautiful 0: it is a crazy system i like to clal " lindsey system of what music she is listening to when she is in a certain mood ! "
x byebeautiful 0: <3 :-) because im cool like that.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: hahahahah
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i call mine
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: shakalaka
x byebeautiful 0: ooh thats what mine was going to be..
x byebeautiful 0: But
x byebeautiful 0: lindsey system of what music she is listening to when she is in a certain mood
x byebeautiful 0: just..totally made more sense
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yeah that`s true
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i contemplate changing mine but then im like
x byebeautiful 0: shakalaka..is really hot
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: HEY I NEVER MAKE SENSE SO THIS MUST MAKE TOTAL SENSE x 100!
x byebeautiful 0: i mean it should have an x -rating just saying thatt
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: shakalaka is hawt
x byebeautiful 0: i was going to clal mine " the big sha bang bang "
x byebeautiful 0: but.. thats what i nicknamed my daughters penis
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: ohhhhhh
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: and you know
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: you can`t double name
x byebeautiful 0: heck no
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: just like that no double dipping rule
x byebeautiful 0: i would be liek BRING THE BIG SHA BANG BANG OVER HERE..
x byebeautiful 0: and it would get waay convusing
x byebeautiful 0: id have music in one hand and a baby girls penis in the other !
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yeah and you just can`t have that
x byebeautiful 0: heeck no
x byebeautiful 0: cause.. ima gonna take teh fun outta yo dip
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i mean you can always have the best of both worlds.. but deff not in your HANDS at the same time if you know what i`m saying
x byebeautiful 0: definetely not. my friend.. definetely not
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: nosiree
x byebeautiful 0: haha were such crazy fucks.
x byebeautiful 0: and i love it :-P
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i know i know
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: we`re so geyy
x byebeautiful 0: but its the kind of gay..where other gay boys and girls are like woah..that girl is gay
x byebeautiful 0: but in a good way
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yeah yeah i get your drift
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: not like in the BEEEEEEP`s a dike way
x byebeautiful 0: no
x byebeautiful 0: no not at all
x byebeautiful 0: its like the " alex trebeck and john stamos are sex gods sent down from heaven to touch our penises till dawn breaks " way
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yeah deff more like that
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: and you can`t touch that.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: b.c its so hot and well
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: its just us
x byebeautiful 0: not unless your wearing gloves..because were on FIREEE duuh <3
x byebeautiful 0: like if you had special anti - fire dont feel the heat gloves..
x byebeautiful 0: i would let boys touch me whenever they wanted..
x byebeautiful 0: the gloves are like a " touch lindsey for free : pass
x byebeautiful 0: and it never expires ;-)
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: hahahhah
x byebeautiful 0: do you have the gloves.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: heck yes.
x byebeautiful 0: ..word on the street is you do
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: word on the street is soo totally right
x byebeautiful 0: word under the table down the hood on the corner of the left of the TOUCH LNIDSEYS COCK sign..
x byebeautiful 0: is you do
x byebeautiful 0: and you want to use them
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yeahh
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i do want to use them
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: and i will
x byebeautiful 0: how about later tonight.
x byebeautiful 0: theirs a private screening at my apartment of.. the big sha bang bang
x byebeautiful 0: and of my own sha bang bang if you know what im saying.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: ;-)
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: oh i know what your saying
x byebeautiful 0: well.. the offer is out in the open
x byebeautiful 0: take it if you would like
x byebeautiful 0: i will warn you
x byebeautiful 0: my penis is a good 3 inches larger than yours.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: IM TAKING IT
x byebeautiful 0: so dont be too shocked.
x byebeautiful 0: splendid. ill order us some chocolate covered strawberries and champagne and oysters from the aphrodisiac store.
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: ahh
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: i`ll orgasm
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: and it wont be fake
x byebeautiful 0: it better not be..because i can detect the real and fake ones with the snap of a finger and the click of my ruby slippers
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: ohh you wont have to
x byebeautiful 0: i hear you un hook bras like a mad man
x byebeautiful 0: is this true
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: yes
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: iu do
x byebeautiful 0: ill be shure to wear one sex filled bra just for you.
x byebeautiful 0: you can..unhook the passion
x byebeautiful 0: ;-) wink
wAt3rm3loNxcUtie: triple wink
don`t you just love us..i mean its hard not to =]
life is good my friends. life is good
<333