Channel 06

[unbearablepuns]

Mmm! These may not be topsicles, but whatever a Poke-sicle's supposed to be, it sure is beary good!

[ We're chillin' out at the PokeCenter in the bear suit, not really aware that people might think of him as a bizzare breed of Pokemon. Talking with anyone who's willing to strike a conversation, he- hey wait, that nurse lady sure is pretty! ]

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[cantbeadoll]

::Taps him on the back::

[unbearablepuns]

[ turns around ]

Hey, Asu-chan!

[cantbeadoll]

Mr. Bear!! ::Bops him on the head (Yosuke style)::

[unbearablepuns]

H-hey!

What was that for!? That wasn't beary nice of you!

[cantbeadoll]

I've been waiting and waiting and WAITING for that weapon you promised you'd make me!

[unbearablepuns]

You didn't need to hit me because of that!

After all, with my genius, I've had it done for quite some time. Ta-daaa! [ reaches behind his back and pulls out some gloves (from God only knows where). The gloves are the same red as Teddie's suit and look to go about halfway up her arms. oddly enough, even though he never took measurements, the gloves look like they would fit very well, if not perfectly. ]

Try them on!

[cantbeadoll]

::Takes the gloves and begins to look them over:: ... ::Slips one on, then the other::

[unbearablepuns]

Well? Whaddya think?

They're made with real Teddie fur (with some, ahem, genius alterations), and their padded to avoid hurting your fists, but hard enough on the outside to make someone feel it! Not to mention a few... special touches of my own.

[cantbeadoll]

Are sure these would really help me out in combat?

I don't know, they're just gloves.

[unbearablepuns]

A wise man once said that a weapon's only as good as the person using it.

But if really good gloves aren't enough for you, here's a trick. Try imagining that your hands are Asu-stoundingly cold.

[cantbeadoll]

::Quirks an eyebrow:: What the hell are you talking about?

[unbearablepuns]

[ stomping his feet ] What do you mean what am I talking about!? Just imagine it! Use your braaain!

[cantbeadoll]

::Shoves him away:: I use my brain much more than you do!!

[unbearablepuns]

[ rolls over onto his back and struggles like a turtle to get up ]

Argh! You're worse than Kanji-kun!

[cantbeadoll]

::Punches fists together:: This is better than going bare handed, I suppose.

I should test these out, just to make sure they're worth it.

[unbearablepuns]

H-hey! Don't test them out on me!

I'll call animal abuse on this!