so tiny backstory: apparently stan and i tease each other. it's a thing, i suppose.
saturday evening, he gave me a strange look, so i gave him a strange look back and said "yes kitten?" he burst out laughing. apparently he did not think 'kitten' was an appropriate nickname.
other guy from work, chris, (who had not heard any of this because his cubicle is kinda far away) puts his hand up with a question, so stan goes over to help him.
stan: are you going to call me 'kitten' too?
chris: only if you'll me 'baby'.
classic.
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