Quotes from the debate:
Adam: "Aww, Bill's in a state with a retarded governor."
Matt: "Heheh, old guy."
Adam: "Oh dude, I want to kill 'em."
Matt: "If I had a big vagina, I'd shove him up it, and abort him. Fucker."
Adam: "Rudy Giuliani bears a striking resemblance to Jeffrey Tambour."
Matt: " www.myspace.com/electrojazzjesus Check out my top 8."
Matt: "'Reach across the isle'...for a political handjob from Lieberman, maybe."
Adam: " imgs.xkcd.com/comics/onlinecommunities.png "
Matt: "There's just no porn. Unless that falls under AOL chat rooms."
Adam: "I think porn is the planet on which this map exists."
Matt: "
http://www.tv.com/south-park/show/344/video_player.html?uvid=Kndgl2Oo5b4Ouj7c "
Adam: "One of the best moments in TV history."
Matt: "I'm going to give a demo to Stacy to play her thing. ...In case that sounds gross, the context is her temple's battle of the bands."
Matt: "I love Wham! I can tell from the sound of them that George Michael is gay. How'd people not get that?"
Adam: "Wham!"
Matt: "My iTunes rocks. Rrrricoooo. Suaveeeee."
Matt: "So I recorded a new version of Dangerous Dan without any swearing. It was like getting the clap."
Adam: "That will probably improve your chances of being chosen."
Matt: "The clap?"
Adam: "Yep."
Matt: "All I have to do is replace ass with butt once and nigga with brotha twice."
Adam: "Heh."
"Heh". There you have it. The most responsible members of politicized youth.