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[freedom_kiss]

THIS COMMUNITY JUST GOT TEN TIMES MORE AWESOME.

You're welcome.

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[eduard_estonia]

BOOM-BABY!♥

[freedom_kiss]

QUICK. Get some orange soda, a strobe light, and ten bags of Nacho Cheesier Doritos, and meet me at 1575 Summit Street, Dubuque, Iowa at midnight. I'll handle the rest.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Awwwwwwwww, here it goes.

[freedom_kiss]

You can bring the beer!

[kenichi_bokushi]

This couldn't be worse than most of your schemes that I end up involved with.

[freedom_kiss]

Of course not! This one involves dancing and snacks and not Russia!

[kenichi_bokushi]

I'm glad you didn't invite him.

[freedom_kiss]

I have a strict "NO COMMIE" rule at my sexy dance parties.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Good call.

He would be a buzzkill anyway.

[freedom_kiss]

He would. I bet he can't even dance good. And he'd drink all the booze.

[kenichi_bokushi]

I heard he has two left feet. He'd probably not only drink all of it, but he'd complain that it's not vodka.

[freedom_kiss]

So have I. And vodka tastes like nail polish remover.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Indeed; you haven't truly tasted "disgusting" until you've tried vodka.

[freedom_kiss]

No wonder Russia acts the way he does. He'd probably be much happier if he switched to beer or coffee or Wild Cherry Pepsi.

[kenichi_bokushi]

Indeed; if he knew what REAL beverages tasted like, such as beer or tea, perhaps he would not be quite as prone to invade other countries because he might learn to relax a bit.

[freedom_kiss]

Yeah, I bet the Georgia thing was the result of an Olympics victory drinking binge. I also think he must accidently drink nail polish remover every once in a while, and it causes brain damage or something.