I'm an idiot
I need to make an effort to remember people's names; this is getting ridicilous. I seem to meet the most interesting people when drunk and forget their names later. More often than not, I can buy my way out of a sticky situation with charm. Other times this mug of mine is pounded by a metaphorical slap to the face. Oh Liz. How could I forget that gorgeous smile, your radiant eyes, and the taste of your lucious lips? Damn me.
Apparently my manager thinks I threw hamburgers at his car, so he's being a real prick this week by employing the art of douchebaggery. I personaly would have thrown a cinderblock through his windshield, but that's how I roll.
Apparently my manager thinks I threw hamburgers at his car, so he's being a real prick this week by employing the art of douchebaggery. I personaly would have thrown a cinderblock through his windshield, but that's how I roll.