no means no

Dec 22, 2005 22:47

Upon visiting an old friend, i witnessed the funniest thing I've ever seen! We were hanging out in his living room enjoying a beer listening to some James Brown when this tall, sexy drink of water walked in his house uninvited. While telling the story about Jason and I almost getting our asses kicked by 20 oldmen, I noticed she made these childish flirtations towards my friend. It reminded me of how when I was a kick and girls would persistantly annoy me and think it was cute. Well he tolerated her banter up to a point. Sitting with piss-poor, slouching posture on the sofa; she raised her leg and kicked my friend behind his head! He grabbed the chick around the throat like she was a ragdoll and slammed her on the sofa. Well as she fell, the girl sort of contorted her body and fell face first into the shoulder of my friend's sofa. I laughed so fucking hard, beer shot out of my nose.
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