Last of my days Cut Off from Earth

[un_meterosexual]

I'm ready to kick this town like a bad habbit. Thankfully the family is bombarding me with housewarming gifts. Among the freebies scored:

2 end tables
pair of lamps
sofa set
bath towel set
week's supply of FOOD
beer glass
tea kettle
magnalite stainless steel kitchen set

Seriously, I've gotten more crap than my last b-day which makes me consider moving more often. I smell schemes a-cookin'.