The British are CUMING!!! (At least you're not pregnant.)
That is the name of this porn I told a John Cusack lookalike that we were going to make, the joke being, that he is in fact English. Sometimes I love my job, last night being one of those times, I connected with someone in a romantic way, and floored him, and he me, and he left me with visions of bears and bald eagles dancing in my head. Lately, I've been on a big nature kick, which really began when I moved out here and began to miss trees and weather and snow and seasons and dirt and leaves and saffron trees that grow in the Fells. So, a guy that loves to go hiking or camping and doesn't mind getting dirty fits right in with all the backpacking I want to do. Wow, this sounds like an add, and I'm not sure what exactly it'd be more for, a personal ad or an Explore New England! flier.
Neither or which matter because the truth is, I'm really sick to my stomach. I finally got my period and I thought I had it like a week ago, but here it is, when I KNOW I have to work a whole lot these next couple days and save up. Josh overdosed me with Midol and so I don't have cramps, just the memorable sensation that I will puke everywhere. And it explains why I felt so moody before. And today I woke up to throw up and then I started crying cause I just cry for hours sometimes when I'm on it. And I cried because I already miss my cat and I'm scared about moving to a place which doesn't have sunshine all the time and I'm worried Tina and I won't get to room together and I don't want to room with some random person that I don't know and have to sneak in and out late at night to and from work and have to hide my work things from them and I'll never get to use my vibrator until December and I'm never going to have anywhere to have sex!!!! Anyway, I was crying about all that stuff and then I felt sick again. I thought it would be good to eat something so I made a smoothie except we're out of orange juice and I used kefir and I think it curtled (is that even how you spell it?) and now I'm MORE sick because I don't know chemistry!!
I pulled my back this weird way because I did a bridge in an awkward way and now my back really hurts and I need someone to rub it. And last night I only made two pinches! When I wanted to make three and a half pinches and Tina made that and her goal was one and a half. And she doesn't even need money! I need money! I always make two pinches and that's it! And one time I made like.. three and a half pinches and I was happy! But that's the most I've ever made. I'm consistent. Tina's all over the place. She has no average. I'm always two. Pinches. I always call it a pinch, that's my term. It's going to take off. It will be a Scrabble term soon enough.
Oh and about Scrabble, I like this guy, and I really like Scrabble, and he likes Scrabble and I played him but he uses words such as 'Bi' which I would never ever allow. He allows mainstream abbreviations! And it kind of made me like him less because Scrabble is that big of a deal, and I'm traditional. Is that geeky? I don't even have to ask. Here I am posting entries about Hogwarts bedroom fantasy and puking and talking about liking this fucking gorgeous, intelligent..guy..less.. haha lost train.. and I'm going to like him less because he thinks you can use 'BI' in Scrabble? He is going by an official site's rules, but they only allow them so you can make more points. It's where people are memorizing two letter words and words that they don't even know the meaning to, to make more points. That is SO cheating. I'm going to stop now.
Going to get some Thai food with Scott, so I can puke it everywhere and write about it.
Neither or which matter because the truth is, I'm really sick to my stomach. I finally got my period and I thought I had it like a week ago, but here it is, when I KNOW I have to work a whole lot these next couple days and save up. Josh overdosed me with Midol and so I don't have cramps, just the memorable sensation that I will puke everywhere. And it explains why I felt so moody before. And today I woke up to throw up and then I started crying cause I just cry for hours sometimes when I'm on it. And I cried because I already miss my cat and I'm scared about moving to a place which doesn't have sunshine all the time and I'm worried Tina and I won't get to room together and I don't want to room with some random person that I don't know and have to sneak in and out late at night to and from work and have to hide my work things from them and I'll never get to use my vibrator until December and I'm never going to have anywhere to have sex!!!! Anyway, I was crying about all that stuff and then I felt sick again. I thought it would be good to eat something so I made a smoothie except we're out of orange juice and I used kefir and I think it curtled (is that even how you spell it?) and now I'm MORE sick because I don't know chemistry!!
I pulled my back this weird way because I did a bridge in an awkward way and now my back really hurts and I need someone to rub it. And last night I only made two pinches! When I wanted to make three and a half pinches and Tina made that and her goal was one and a half. And she doesn't even need money! I need money! I always make two pinches and that's it! And one time I made like.. three and a half pinches and I was happy! But that's the most I've ever made. I'm consistent. Tina's all over the place. She has no average. I'm always two. Pinches. I always call it a pinch, that's my term. It's going to take off. It will be a Scrabble term soon enough.
Oh and about Scrabble, I like this guy, and I really like Scrabble, and he likes Scrabble and I played him but he uses words such as 'Bi' which I would never ever allow. He allows mainstream abbreviations! And it kind of made me like him less because Scrabble is that big of a deal, and I'm traditional. Is that geeky? I don't even have to ask. Here I am posting entries about Hogwarts bedroom fantasy and puking and talking about liking this fucking gorgeous, intelligent..guy..less.. haha lost train.. and I'm going to like him less because he thinks you can use 'BI' in Scrabble? He is going by an official site's rules, but they only allow them so you can make more points. It's where people are memorizing two letter words and words that they don't even know the meaning to, to make more points. That is SO cheating. I'm going to stop now.
Going to get some Thai food with Scott, so I can puke it everywhere and write about it.