006. creme de la... policier? le premier jour. (event)

[un_beau_coquin]

 Action for 1445 Mitchell Road:

[Spy, up early as usual, goes outside for his daily walk. When he notices something that shouldn't be there, he takes the bottle of milk and brings it inside. People always said not to drink the milk, but the posters that have been put up around town is making him think twice. He sets it on the kitchen counter and

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[retardantflame]

Th'fuck's that? [Peers in closely to get a better look.]

Shit, Spy! They're deliverin' that shit to our house now?

[un_beau_coquin]

Apparently, yes. I 'ighly doubt zhat it is safe, but zhere are posters around town zhat say we will face dire consequences if we do not drink it.

[He turns the bottle.] What do you suppose will 'appen if we do drink it?

[retardantflame]

How th'fuck 'm I s'pposed t'know? [She turns on him and frowns.] Don't tell me you're actually considerin' drinkin' that shit.

[un_beau_coquin]

I do not want to. But I must consider it, at least.

[With a sigh, he leans against the counter.] It would probably kill me, or anyone who drinks it. Or possibly somezhing worse. But if neizzer of us drinks it, somezhing bad will 'appen anyway. Zhe question is, which would be worse?

[retardantflame]

No fuckin' clue. But if it's a lose/lose situation either way, might as well jus' drink th'damn thin', eh?

[She reaches for the bottle.]

[un_beau_coquin]

[He moves to cut her off.] If one of us is going to drink it, I zhink I should be zhe one to do it.

[retardantflame]

What dif'rence does it make? [She aims a shove to his chest.] Don't think I c'n handle it?

[un_beau_coquin]

[He stumbles a step back, glaring at her.] I just zhink zhat it would be easier if I was zhe one to 'andle zhis. You are not exactly what one would call stable.

[retardantflame]

[Crosses her arms over her chest.] Fine then, drink th'damn thing. If ya think 'm too "unstable" t'handle it. I'll let ya die 'r whatever, if that's whatcha want.

[un_beau_coquin]

[He maintains a steady glare.] Per'aps I will. I 'ave zhe rest of zhe day to zhink about it, oui?