very low sodium.
been thinking alot lately.
can't really help it. i dont have anything else to do really. thinkeatsleep. i have slowly become the biggest pathetic human being that ever walked the earth. forget kirstie alley. ive got her topped. in everything but weight. you'd think id be motivated by all the free time on my hands. im not. for example, today consisted of waking up at 11something, followed by a short, unexpected phone call from sergio. (highlight of my day) watched some live chopper 5 coverage of some car chase for like 10mins. then back to judge judy. erin came home, mike brought me spicy chicken. (2nd highlight of my day) watched erin clean for awhile..she likes it spic and span. layed down some more, bad headache. followed by a short and nonserious mental breakdown. drank like 9 cokes today. need a job real bad. tomorrow erin and i have decided its find-ashly-a-job-day. too bad we have those days like every weekend. hire me assholes! doritos are almost gone. i need to get rich. fast. if it werent for erin id have no teeth and hold up cardboard signs all the time. soon she'll hop off to college and my teeth will fall out and i will make lots of cardboard signs. mine will be cute and colorful though. as of right now when she leaves i dont have a place to live. annnd i also dont have dinero to purchase one. therefore i think tomorrow i may go bridge hunting. erin just called me on her break and oohhooh i lovelove her. can you believe the twins will be separated next year?!#?@ i know, sad story. we share all our freaking clothes, so when we part we'll only have like 5 shirts each. i love green olives. the chick on tv is dead and they found semen in her mouth, so the husband admits to "fellatio" and then hacks out her adams apple? what kind of TWISTED show is this?! and mike is watching it while he's eating tuna casserole. im so in love its crazy. he gets me. CATTLE CAR!
can't really help it. i dont have anything else to do really. thinkeatsleep. i have slowly become the biggest pathetic human being that ever walked the earth. forget kirstie alley. ive got her topped. in everything but weight. you'd think id be motivated by all the free time on my hands. im not. for example, today consisted of waking up at 11something, followed by a short, unexpected phone call from sergio. (highlight of my day) watched some live chopper 5 coverage of some car chase for like 10mins. then back to judge judy. erin came home, mike brought me spicy chicken. (2nd highlight of my day) watched erin clean for awhile..she likes it spic and span. layed down some more, bad headache. followed by a short and nonserious mental breakdown. drank like 9 cokes today. need a job real bad. tomorrow erin and i have decided its find-ashly-a-job-day. too bad we have those days like every weekend. hire me assholes! doritos are almost gone. i need to get rich. fast. if it werent for erin id have no teeth and hold up cardboard signs all the time. soon she'll hop off to college and my teeth will fall out and i will make lots of cardboard signs. mine will be cute and colorful though. as of right now when she leaves i dont have a place to live. annnd i also dont have dinero to purchase one. therefore i think tomorrow i may go bridge hunting. erin just called me on her break and oohhooh i lovelove her. can you believe the twins will be separated next year?!#?@ i know, sad story. we share all our freaking clothes, so when we part we'll only have like 5 shirts each. i love green olives. the chick on tv is dead and they found semen in her mouth, so the husband admits to "fellatio" and then hacks out her adams apple? what kind of TWISTED show is this?! and mike is watching it while he's eating tuna casserole. im so in love its crazy. he gets me. CATTLE CAR!