More bold choices
my doctor: "Well, since you live with someone with lung problems, just be sure to wash your hands relatively often."
me: "Oh, I never wash my hands. I like to lick them and rub them all over my face."
my doctor, not missing a beat: "Well, that might not be such a good....."
me: "Oh gosh, I'm joking!! I always wash my hands before I touch my dad! I NEVER lick my hands!!"
my doctor: "Oh, ok. I thought maybe it was just something that you do."
me: "Oh, I never wash my hands. I like to lick them and rub them all over my face."
my doctor, not missing a beat: "Well, that might not be such a good....."
me: "Oh gosh, I'm joking!! I always wash my hands before I touch my dad! I NEVER lick my hands!!"
my doctor: "Oh, ok. I thought maybe it was just something that you do."