"You're IN dude!" - Tyler Kirby

[umpa_lumpa]

OH. SWEET. JESUS.

It's about fucking time.  IgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadate!

[orgasms]

It's been so long since I've been on a date... I feel like a mid-forty year-old that's recently been divorced and is looking for love.  *sigh*

It was the bank chick. And I lucked out.

[Victory dances until legs

Comments

[bmadlin]

I get dumped and you get a date?

Lady Luck must be drunk.

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[umpa_lumpa]

that's just the way I like her.

[chuckles]

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[lynzii]

yeah lady luck's a dumb slut who DOESN'T put out. cocktease.

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[bigdride]

I think lady luck is acutally a guy.

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[umpa_lumpa]

are you DRUNK?!?!?!
do you THNIK before you write these things?

makes one wonder what kind of standards Pomona has...

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[lynzii]

1450 average SAT

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[umpa_lumpa]

oh. Well in that case I apologize for my mistake in judgement.
Where do you go to school then?

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[bmadlin]

Hey, I beat that...

*crosses fingers*