MOD SQUAD OWNS YOU ALL

Sep 30, 2003 22:21

word on the street is that the BHS Mod Squad owns you all. It's true, I swear. Headed by Frank Lewis himself, the Mod Squad has instigated a sweeping change upon the social scene that was Bellevue High School. From Zoot Suit Tuesday, to cocaine cokies, to the early morning Club Heat raves, they have done it all. And they have a game tomorrow. That's right, the Frank Lewis Mod Squad has their first game of the year on October 1, the wednesday that will decide who lives and who dies.

Our first game is against Newport High, a fight that will be remembered for decades, if not hours. The Mod bake sale is after school tomorrow in the arcade, in DIRECT competition with the junior class' Otis Spunkmier cookies. and they got nothin on these, let me tell you. I just did. wanker.

The cookies are going for 50 cents, and are peanut butter goodness for the most part, but fret not, there are many varieties.

Having more than half a dozen members, the Mod Squad will be issuing goodies and happy things to all of its HARDCORE members tomorrow during 2nd period. It will be announced over the intercom asking all the Mod Squad members to please report to the attendance office.

So, please support this official Mod Bake sale to fill our coffers and give us money to buy secret stuff.

After school, in the arcade, BIG cookies for 50 cents each.
Support Mods, and we won't come after you.
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