I missed Talk Like a Pirate day...

[ummacnai]

... But I'm okay with that. Do you know why?

Because, as I said on Facebook, I'm not becoming a pirate, vampire, ninja, or werewolf. Because I'm a lawyer, and that's far too similar to any one of them.

Comments

[twirlandswirl]

Pfft, no. Pirates are awesome.

Stupid lawyers.

[ummacnai]

Didn't say they weren't awesome. Just not going to be one.

[twirlandswirl]

Pirates are awesome IN DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO lawyers. ;)

Good think I ain't ever gonna be one!

[ummacnai]

Riiiight.

[twirlandswirl]

There is still good in me. I WILL NOT TURN!

:P