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http://umm-nick.livejournal.com/2005/12/09/ it turns out i am now 100% healthy.
not too sure how this has happened...
i can only reason that my strict adherence to a diet of dance & booze (in at least five different portions each day) has achieved genuine results - as approved by bupa certified medical print outs.
unfortunately this isn't good enough for the benecol people and so i don't get to be on the advert - 'plant stanol ester' my arse.