heroics
this morning i fell asleep in a quiet office in college leaning against a radiator (to keep warm) with a jumper over my head (to keep out the light).
i had a horrible hangover induced dream about a plane landing on me.
i was woken abruptly two hours later by an inept but well intentioned security guard who thought i’d been kidnapped and bound to the radiator.
he seemed very angry that i was just asleep.
i told him i was very angry that i was no longer asleep.
i think i might make him a medal for his bravery.
i had a horrible hangover induced dream about a plane landing on me.
i was woken abruptly two hours later by an inept but well intentioned security guard who thought i’d been kidnapped and bound to the radiator.
he seemed very angry that i was just asleep.
i told him i was very angry that i was no longer asleep.
i think i might make him a medal for his bravery.