Challenge - All the drabbles that I missed XD
So this is a whole post with the drabbles I missed XD
It's been horrible weeks for me, and I tried to catch up on the drabbles I didn't do in the last weeks. So this post is for everyone who waited for weeks for me to update x_x
Title: Not so dumb
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Jared/Colin
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 254
Cast: Jared, mentions of Colin
Summary: "Bitch, as soon as you said 'no offense', I got offended!"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine, I was gonna send this to enchantr and I forgot x_x Stupid me, I've have a horrible week
Jared felt like murdering someone... More specifically, he felt like murdering Perez Hilton... How dare he? He didn't even know him! How dare he even IMPLY that he was dumb?! HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM!!
The words pierced his pride and made him want to kill someone, preferably Perez himself. How could he say that about someone he didn't even KNOW?!
“No offense to Colin Farrell's new girlfriend...” Read the page.
“Bitch, as soon as you said 'no offense', I got offended!” Jared screamed, looking at his blackberry with fury.
“But it seems to me that she's as dumb as a rock.”
“You are a fucking asshole and no one ever tells you anything...”
“I mean, will you even look at her clothes? This can only mean two things: Either she likes to wear that to look like a retard or Colin makes her wear that because he's a pedo. There's no other explanation.”
“How about NO?!”
Jared was about to throw a hissy fit and murder someone, his face was red and he was about to throw the blackberry against the wall, until he remembered it had been fucking expensive and decided against it. He was still pissed off though, and with that in his mind, he decided to create a revenge plan. He didn't even need to do anything bad or drastic. His acting skills would help him marvelously to put this plan in motion.
Jared snickered. No one messed with him. Not even Perez Hilton.
Title: Smart
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Jared/Colin
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 443
Cast: The whole full house family XD
Summary: "What in the ever loving gods is a report card?"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
Jordan was fascinated, but confused. He looked at the card, then looked at the teacher, who had, in turn, pressured him very much, making him read in class and giving him loads of books to help him figure out words he didn't understand or words that were hard for him to pronounce. He didn't know what to say. He didn't know what to think. Was this REALLY his report card?
“I... I don't understand...”
“That's your report card, Jordan. Congratulations.” The teacher gathered his things and left the classroom. Jordan just stood there, looking at his card.
When he got home, he was quiet. He didn't want to tell anyone about the report card. He sat and ate with the rest of the 'family' and when he was about to head to his room, the report card fell on the floor. Before he could retrieve it, Alexander had already grabbed it and was preventing Jordan from getting it back.
“Give that back!'”
“I can't do that, child, I'm a very curious king... Now what is this?” Alexander was about to open it, but Nemo took it away from him.
“Oh look! It's Jordan's report card.” Nemo had a teasing smile on his face, everyone stood from the table to look at it.
“What in the ever loving gods is a report card?” Hephaistion stood to look at the little paper, and then looked at Jordan, the boy seemed disheartened. “Did you get in trouble, Jordan?”
“If there's not a single A here, he is, indeed, in trouble...” Jared took the card and decided to read the subjects and the notes out loud.
When Jared was finished, everyone turned to look at Jordan, he still looked disheartened, but no one really understood why.
“Jordan... There's three A's here... Why do you look like someone just murdered your cat?”
“I... I still don't believe it's mine...”
“Well it has your name on it...” Jack took the paper and read the name again. “Yep, it's you alright...”
“But I can't have three A's in there! I'm not made for school! I was put back twice! I'm fucking dumb!”
“Jordan, you are NOT dumb, okay?” Jared opened the report card and practically shoved it in Jordan's face. “See that? It's not a lie, you are smart, you CAN do this things, deal with it! And guess what? After you're done with highschool, you might be smart enough to go to college!”
Jared patted Jordan's back and everyone else proceeded to congratulate him on his good grades.
Maybe he was smart after all...
Title: Appendage
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Alexander/Hephaistion
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 113
Cast: Alexander, Hephaistion
Summary: Oh well...
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
Alexander's errant finger wandered through his lover's spine. Hephaistion shivered in his sleep and curled in the king's arms, he sighed lightly and kept on sleeping. Alexander liked to look at him sleep, but he liked to look at him awake even more, so his sneaky finger wandered down his lover's spine back to his waist, tracing a small path from there, up to his shoulder.
“If your appendage does not stop right now, I will bite it off...” Mumbled Hephaistion, holding on to Alexander's waist a little tighter.
“Mm...”
“I mean it, Alexander...” Hephaistion buried his face in the pillow and cuddled closer to his lover, sighing.
Oh well...
Title: Hair color
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 266
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: "YOU COLORED IT FUCKING BLUE!!"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
“JARED JOSEPH LETO, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS MOTHERFUCKERY?!”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the fuck did you do to your hair?!”
“I... Colored it?”
“YOU COLORED IT FUCKING BLUE!!”
“Oh, come off of it, Colin, I think it looks nice...”
“Okay, it's official, I am dating a fucking crackpot!”
“I thought it had been official when it was pink...”
“It wasn't pink, it was pomegra... Who the fuck cares?! Why in fuck did you color it blue without even telling me?! You wanna give me a heart attack or something?!”
“Umm...”
“And why do I have to find out about your new hair color in the internet? Why don't you ever talk to me?”
“Colin...”
“It's like there's no more trust in our relationship, what is this? Why does other people have to tell me about what you do?”
“Colin...”
“It's just not fair, Jared. I always share everything with you and you can't even tell me that your hair has a new color?”
“COLIN!”
“WHAT?!”
“Can we not argue about this? It's just hair... I come back from a tour, exhausted, and all I want is for my lover to cuddle with me a little and let me rest from this hectic months, but you won't stop complaining about my hair... Should I go and find myself someone else to cuddle with?”
“No... I missed you...”
“Then give me a fucking hug and stop talking about my hair... I missed you too...”
Title: Strange feeling
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 100
Cast: Nemo, surprise! :D
Summary: How strange...
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
It was fascinating how this feeling was starting to crawl under Nemo's skin.
Despite the fact that he tried his best to stay away from Tommy Sweet, it seemed like everyone in the house wanted them to be together alone in the most embarrassing situations, and now the man had the guts to crawl into his bed and hold him in his arms...
Yet Nemo didn't feel it was strange or abnormal at all, and found himself holding back, blushing and actually liking the feel of the other's arms around his body and his breath against his skin...
How strange...
And that is all D:
It's been horrible weeks for me, and I tried to catch up on the drabbles I didn't do in the last weeks. So this post is for everyone who waited for weeks for me to update x_x
Title: Not so dumb
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Jared/Colin
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 254
Cast: Jared, mentions of Colin
Summary: "Bitch, as soon as you said 'no offense', I got offended!"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine, I was gonna send this to enchantr and I forgot x_x Stupid me, I've have a horrible week
Jared felt like murdering someone... More specifically, he felt like murdering Perez Hilton... How dare he? He didn't even know him! How dare he even IMPLY that he was dumb?! HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM!!
The words pierced his pride and made him want to kill someone, preferably Perez himself. How could he say that about someone he didn't even KNOW?!
“No offense to Colin Farrell's new girlfriend...” Read the page.
“Bitch, as soon as you said 'no offense', I got offended!” Jared screamed, looking at his blackberry with fury.
“But it seems to me that she's as dumb as a rock.”
“You are a fucking asshole and no one ever tells you anything...”
“I mean, will you even look at her clothes? This can only mean two things: Either she likes to wear that to look like a retard or Colin makes her wear that because he's a pedo. There's no other explanation.”
“How about NO?!”
Jared was about to throw a hissy fit and murder someone, his face was red and he was about to throw the blackberry against the wall, until he remembered it had been fucking expensive and decided against it. He was still pissed off though, and with that in his mind, he decided to create a revenge plan. He didn't even need to do anything bad or drastic. His acting skills would help him marvelously to put this plan in motion.
Jared snickered. No one messed with him. Not even Perez Hilton.
Title: Smart
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Jared/Colin
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 443
Cast: The whole full house family XD
Summary: "What in the ever loving gods is a report card?"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
Jordan was fascinated, but confused. He looked at the card, then looked at the teacher, who had, in turn, pressured him very much, making him read in class and giving him loads of books to help him figure out words he didn't understand or words that were hard for him to pronounce. He didn't know what to say. He didn't know what to think. Was this REALLY his report card?
“I... I don't understand...”
“That's your report card, Jordan. Congratulations.” The teacher gathered his things and left the classroom. Jordan just stood there, looking at his card.
When he got home, he was quiet. He didn't want to tell anyone about the report card. He sat and ate with the rest of the 'family' and when he was about to head to his room, the report card fell on the floor. Before he could retrieve it, Alexander had already grabbed it and was preventing Jordan from getting it back.
“Give that back!'”
“I can't do that, child, I'm a very curious king... Now what is this?” Alexander was about to open it, but Nemo took it away from him.
“Oh look! It's Jordan's report card.” Nemo had a teasing smile on his face, everyone stood from the table to look at it.
“What in the ever loving gods is a report card?” Hephaistion stood to look at the little paper, and then looked at Jordan, the boy seemed disheartened. “Did you get in trouble, Jordan?”
“If there's not a single A here, he is, indeed, in trouble...” Jared took the card and decided to read the subjects and the notes out loud.
When Jared was finished, everyone turned to look at Jordan, he still looked disheartened, but no one really understood why.
“Jordan... There's three A's here... Why do you look like someone just murdered your cat?”
“I... I still don't believe it's mine...”
“Well it has your name on it...” Jack took the paper and read the name again. “Yep, it's you alright...”
“But I can't have three A's in there! I'm not made for school! I was put back twice! I'm fucking dumb!”
“Jordan, you are NOT dumb, okay?” Jared opened the report card and practically shoved it in Jordan's face. “See that? It's not a lie, you are smart, you CAN do this things, deal with it! And guess what? After you're done with highschool, you might be smart enough to go to college!”
Jared patted Jordan's back and everyone else proceeded to congratulate him on his good grades.
Maybe he was smart after all...
Title: Appendage
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Alexander/Hephaistion
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 113
Cast: Alexander, Hephaistion
Summary: Oh well...
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
Alexander's errant finger wandered through his lover's spine. Hephaistion shivered in his sleep and curled in the king's arms, he sighed lightly and kept on sleeping. Alexander liked to look at him sleep, but he liked to look at him awake even more, so his sneaky finger wandered down his lover's spine back to his waist, tracing a small path from there, up to his shoulder.
“If your appendage does not stop right now, I will bite it off...” Mumbled Hephaistion, holding on to Alexander's waist a little tighter.
“Mm...”
“I mean it, Alexander...” Hephaistion buried his face in the pillow and cuddled closer to his lover, sighing.
Oh well...
Title: Hair color
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 266
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: "YOU COLORED IT FUCKING BLUE!!"
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
“JARED JOSEPH LETO, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS MOTHERFUCKERY?!”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the fuck did you do to your hair?!”
“I... Colored it?”
“YOU COLORED IT FUCKING BLUE!!”
“Oh, come off of it, Colin, I think it looks nice...”
“Okay, it's official, I am dating a fucking crackpot!”
“I thought it had been official when it was pink...”
“It wasn't pink, it was pomegra... Who the fuck cares?! Why in fuck did you color it blue without even telling me?! You wanna give me a heart attack or something?!”
“Umm...”
“And why do I have to find out about your new hair color in the internet? Why don't you ever talk to me?”
“Colin...”
“It's like there's no more trust in our relationship, what is this? Why does other people have to tell me about what you do?”
“Colin...”
“It's just not fair, Jared. I always share everything with you and you can't even tell me that your hair has a new color?”
“COLIN!”
“WHAT?!”
“Can we not argue about this? It's just hair... I come back from a tour, exhausted, and all I want is for my lover to cuddle with me a little and let me rest from this hectic months, but you won't stop complaining about my hair... Should I go and find myself someone else to cuddle with?”
“No... I missed you...”
“Then give me a fucking hug and stop talking about my hair... I missed you too...”
Title: Strange feeling
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: None
Words: 100
Cast: Nemo, surprise! :D
Summary: How strange...
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: All mistakes are mine.
It was fascinating how this feeling was starting to crawl under Nemo's skin.
Despite the fact that he tried his best to stay away from Tommy Sweet, it seemed like everyone in the house wanted them to be together alone in the most embarrassing situations, and now the man had the guts to crawl into his bed and hold him in his arms...
Yet Nemo didn't feel it was strange or abnormal at all, and found himself holding back, blushing and actually liking the feel of the other's arms around his body and his breath against his skin...
How strange...
And that is all D: