Ficlet - Weird Letter
Just came up with this five minutes ago XD
Title: Weird letter
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: Silly things
Words: No idea, am making it right at the moment
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: With greetings from the goblin of the magical pot
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: I has none, so all mistakes are sadly mine x.x If someone wants to be my beta, I will appreciate it *-*
Note: The Brussels sprouts have been mentioned by kleemoon so all complaints about the sprouts goes to her XD
"Dear Jared
I don't know how to say this but my mom doesn't want me to go out with you anymore. I think I discovered it that February 31st while we escaped from the fangirls when you filmed a porno tape of George Bush. I am sure you are freak enough to understand that your haircut looks horrible. I give you back the porn pictures you took of me without asking, but I will keep your Alexander cosplay as a memory. Also, I think it is important for you to know that I will tell my mom about my trauma with Brussels sprouts.
With greetings from the goblin of the magical pot,
Colin"
"Colin, honestly, what the fuck? Why did you have to leave that in my blog?"
"Because I was bored..."
"February 31st? What the hell?"
"That's what the indications on the bloody letter said!"
"Where did you get that shit?"
"Internet!"
"And I don't even HAVE an Alexander cosplay!"
"I know, but that's what the indications said..."
"Brussels sprouts? Colin, you never told me you hated them so much..."
"I can't tell that to someone who gives them to me every other day of the week... I just pretend I like them..."
"Porn pictures I took of you without asking? How come I never knew of those pictures?"
"Cuz they don't exist..."
"Why don't we go and take them and forget about this stupid letter?"
"Good plan..."
"Race you to the bedroom..."
"You're gonna loose..."
So there you have it XD
Title: Weird letter
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: Silly things
Words: No idea, am making it right at the moment
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: With greetings from the goblin of the magical pot
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: I has none, so all mistakes are sadly mine x.x If someone wants to be my beta, I will appreciate it *-*
Note: The Brussels sprouts have been mentioned by kleemoon so all complaints about the sprouts goes to her XD
"Dear Jared
I don't know how to say this but my mom doesn't want me to go out with you anymore. I think I discovered it that February 31st while we escaped from the fangirls when you filmed a porno tape of George Bush. I am sure you are freak enough to understand that your haircut looks horrible. I give you back the porn pictures you took of me without asking, but I will keep your Alexander cosplay as a memory. Also, I think it is important for you to know that I will tell my mom about my trauma with Brussels sprouts.
With greetings from the goblin of the magical pot,
Colin"
"Colin, honestly, what the fuck? Why did you have to leave that in my blog?"
"Because I was bored..."
"February 31st? What the hell?"
"That's what the indications on the bloody letter said!"
"Where did you get that shit?"
"Internet!"
"And I don't even HAVE an Alexander cosplay!"
"I know, but that's what the indications said..."
"Brussels sprouts? Colin, you never told me you hated them so much..."
"I can't tell that to someone who gives them to me every other day of the week... I just pretend I like them..."
"Porn pictures I took of you without asking? How come I never knew of those pictures?"
"Cuz they don't exist..."
"Why don't we go and take them and forget about this stupid letter?"
"Good plan..."
"Race you to the bedroom..."
"You're gonna loose..."
So there you have it XD