Ficlet - Eat cake!
Something I came up with a while ago. I'm not entirely satisfied with it, really x-x But I thought I should share :3
Right now I have a serious case of writer's block because of my Alexander novel, so I write whatever comes to my mind D: Bear with me if I post crappy stuff every now and then xD
Title: Eat cake
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: Cross dressing
Words: 371
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: “So you did this on purpose so you could actually use all this lingerie you borrowed from a burlesque actress?”
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: I has none, so all mistakes are sadly mine x.x If someone wants to be my beta, I will appreciate it *-*
“Jared, what is the meaning of this?”
“Don't you like it? It makes me look so pretty, doesn't it?”
“Are you on drugs or something?”
“No! I just wanted to try something new...”
“Something new like wearing a big Marie Antoinette like dress?”
“Okay, you don't like it, I'll take it off and sell it on Ebay...”
“No, no, wait up, your highness... Is that a corset?”
“Of course, how can I wear a rococo gown without a corset?”
“It makes you look like you got boobs...”
“I know, that's the point... I borrowed it from Dita...”
“You mean Dita as in Dita von Teese?”
“Of course, what other Dita can I know that wears corsets?”
“Did she actually lend you a corset? And it actually fit you?”
“Yeeees... And it makes me look all nice and thin, doesn't it?”
“And where did all that hair come from?”
“It's a wig, Colin, a wig...”
“How much did you spend on all this shit?”
“Don't ask...”
“You didn't use MY credit card, did you?”
“... No...”
“Okay... So what else should I know about...”
“Wait, look at this...”
“Jared... Are those thigh highs?”
“Yes! I shaved my legs too! And look closer, lover...”
“What am I looking at here?”
“GARTERS!! I'm wearing garters!”
“So you did this on purpose so you could actually use all this lingerie you borrowed from a burlesque actress?”
“When you say it like that, it sounds like a bad thing...”
“Wait... Are you wearing stilettos? I thought it was only the wig that made you look taller!”
“No, I am wearing a pair of Louboutin heels! Like them?”
“Jared, where did you get all this shit and how much did you spend on it?”
“You don't wanna know... What you should be doing right now is undressing me, monsieur...”
“So you want to play, don't you?”
“Tell me, monsieur, have you ever made love to a queen?”
“Well, there's always a first time for everything...”
“Come and eat my cake then...”
Okay, that's it, like it? :3
My new version of Safari finally lets me copy and paste the way I like it, so I'm happy ;3
Right now I have a serious case of writer's block because of my Alexander novel, so I write whatever comes to my mind D: Bear with me if I post crappy stuff every now and then xD
Title: Eat cake
Part: 1/1
Fandom: Colin/Jared
Rating/Warnings: Cross dressing
Words: 371
Cast: Colin, Jared
Summary: “So you did this on purpose so you could actually use all this lingerie you borrowed from a burlesque actress?”
Disclaimer: "Not true never happened. You'd think with all that's going on in the world people wouldn't be so concerned with buying or selling lies. Sad." Jared Leto xD
Beta: I has none, so all mistakes are sadly mine x.x If someone wants to be my beta, I will appreciate it *-*
“Jared, what is the meaning of this?”
“Don't you like it? It makes me look so pretty, doesn't it?”
“Are you on drugs or something?”
“No! I just wanted to try something new...”
“Something new like wearing a big Marie Antoinette like dress?”
“Okay, you don't like it, I'll take it off and sell it on Ebay...”
“No, no, wait up, your highness... Is that a corset?”
“Of course, how can I wear a rococo gown without a corset?”
“It makes you look like you got boobs...”
“I know, that's the point... I borrowed it from Dita...”
“You mean Dita as in Dita von Teese?”
“Of course, what other Dita can I know that wears corsets?”
“Did she actually lend you a corset? And it actually fit you?”
“Yeeees... And it makes me look all nice and thin, doesn't it?”
“And where did all that hair come from?”
“It's a wig, Colin, a wig...”
“How much did you spend on all this shit?”
“Don't ask...”
“You didn't use MY credit card, did you?”
“... No...”
“Okay... So what else should I know about...”
“Wait, look at this...”
“Jared... Are those thigh highs?”
“Yes! I shaved my legs too! And look closer, lover...”
“What am I looking at here?”
“GARTERS!! I'm wearing garters!”
“So you did this on purpose so you could actually use all this lingerie you borrowed from a burlesque actress?”
“When you say it like that, it sounds like a bad thing...”
“Wait... Are you wearing stilettos? I thought it was only the wig that made you look taller!”
“No, I am wearing a pair of Louboutin heels! Like them?”
“Jared, where did you get all this shit and how much did you spend on it?”
“You don't wanna know... What you should be doing right now is undressing me, monsieur...”
“So you want to play, don't you?”
“Tell me, monsieur, have you ever made love to a queen?”
“Well, there's always a first time for everything...”
“Come and eat my cake then...”
Okay, that's it, like it? :3
My new version of Safari finally lets me copy and paste the way I like it, so I'm happy ;3