Lesson!

[umguysisthis]

First French lesson of the year, and Rin's ridiculously excited about it - though part of that could be because of the caffeine.
On the board, she's written:
'INTRODUCE YOURSELF
In at least one paragraph, tell me about
yourself, your likes and dislikes, what you do in
your spare time, that sort of stuff.
In French.
USE MORE THAN THREE TENSES (CORRECTLY)

Comments

[cagedbydestiny]

I want a really big cookie.

Mon nom est Neji. J'aime les promenades de silence sur la plage, marchant à la maison, et en général passant du temps sous la pluie tout seul, parce que tous les autres ou m'ennuie ou est idiot et pas assez bon se tenir dans ma simple présence. Monter le sujet de mon déteste, je déteste des gens stupides. Et les chiens, la surtout grande une, mais ils semblent m'aimer. Je déteste aussi les animaux de ballon. Ils sautent finalement, et je déteste des bruits sauter. Dans mes loisirs, je lis souvent, et j'évite des gens en général. Je vous veux juste tous partir. Sérieusement. Me partir seul. C'est assez mauvais mon oncle me rôde... Il est pédophile, vous savez. Et après qu'il est fait avec moi, il viendra pour tous le reste des garçons ici, aussi. Tous qui la chair chaude, jeune et adolescente... Puis-je arrêter l'écriture maintenant ? J'ai besoin d'un sac en papier pour aspirer.

[ahaha translation!]//:My name is Neji. I like quiet walks on the beach, walking home in the rain, and in general spending time

OMG ESCA *___* MIND=BLOWN and thank you for the translation <3

[umguysisthis]

*reads the work and wordlessly hands him a paper bag and the biggest cookie she has*
*after about half a minute:*
Er. Neji. You... *clears throat* That was a, er, a very good piece of work. Great French. *nods* But, uh. M-maybe if... maybe it would be a good idea to visit the nurse sometime. I should think she'd be able to recommend some good, er, some people who'd be able to help with any problems you might be having.

//translation from Rin-talk: Go see Hana, she can hook you up with a decent counsellor or two, and maybe a therapist on the side.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. *bows*

[cagedbydestiny]

....She has large dogs. Thank you for the cookie. *inhales and exhales in the paper bag deeply*

[ahaha Neji translation!]//: I prefer to suffer in silence, but thank you for your concern, ma'am.

wtf i totally logged in.

[cagedbydestiny]

oh lj |D

[umguysisthis]

Ah... not at all. *smiles, still looking pretty worried about the poor disturbed boy*

[cagedbydestiny]

*eats his cookie after he's done making himself hyperventilate* ...This is a good cookie.

[umguysisthis]

Oh. Er. Good. I'm glad to hear it.