The Story of Marika: The Ultimate Pooninator.

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Marika. She grew up in the village known as Poonville. All day long she bitty-bitty-bummed all over the place. And it was good. She had a best friend named Esserah. Marika and Esserah were cool and shit.

It was currently summer in Poonville. Marika and Esserah sat around all day. They talked on

Comments

marika

[anonymous]

sarah that's fucked up.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

don't i know it?

oh man - just think of what i could have written in there.

haha, homo.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

i am, and that is quite possibly more worse than what you wrote.
i say 'quite possibly' a lot.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

quite possibly.

i hope other people read this story.

the world needs to know.

it's quite possible...y.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

i'm going to marry matt skiba.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

is that a pet name for... _ _ _ _ ?

haha, i bet it is!

you're going to marry and have babies with _ _ _ _ !!!

Re: marika

[anonymous]

no, that's a pet name for shut the fuck up.
i don't like todd.
but i think you do.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

dude, it's all right that you like todd.

i have no feelings whatsoever for that kid.

BUT I THINK YOU DO.

haha, homo.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

unless your name is marika and my name is sarah, i think you're wrong.
remember...you like your men tall.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

no. i realized that i like shorter men. it just makes everything so much simpler.

yeah.

marika delozier (you) loves todd.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

todd is really 2 feet tall.
you love him.
not me. short guys are the gay.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

two feet tall in what country?

you're homo teh gay.

i cannot love someone i do not know.

but you my friend know him very well.

you like your men tall - therefore by the property of "sarah said so", you love Todd.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

in donkey kong country.
i'd rather be gay than be in denial of my love for said todd.
like you are.
freakishly tall is a whole different story.
you LOVE him.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

you want to be gay with todd - that's what you're trying to say here.

you're in love with him. you want to have his babies.

haha.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

how can i be gay with todd when we're both opposite sexes?
i'm not in love with anyone. simply put.

Re: marika

[anonymous]

okay. cool. neither of us are in love. therefore, neither of us can be in love with todd.

shall we call it a truce?

haha. word.

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