Curly Snack
Well this was fucking awesome weekend for me! Friday afternoon i played soccer with some friends and then i went to eat with them. after that i went back to my dorm room to start getting ready for the night when keenan calls and says "hey u want to get a stripper with my friends for the night." hmmm 2001 odessey for the entire night. so once we heard of this badass party we threw the stripper idea out the window but not a bad decision for a shitty night one night. so we head to this party and its pretty fucking awesome. so my friends and i are getting drunk and we see this fucking hot ass blonde standing by the wall and they dare me to go start hitting on her so i do some clever quick thinking and go over to her and say "excuse me, do u know where i can find the bathroom". now i was talking slow so it made the conversation longer so it looked like i was actually getting somewhere. so after she tells me where it is i say thankyou and put my hand out and say hi im brian and she grabs it and says im kristin nice to meet u and i return with the smooth "the pleasure is all mine". so then i thank her again and put my hand on her shoulder and look back at my friends and flick them off. so while i get back from the bathroom i tell my friends her name and they say that she walked by them and they asked how old she was. fucking 25! who the hell is that old at a college party. but she was hot so she can be there. after that arousing drama scene i decided to make my way to the beer pong table. i saw some kid on my dorm floor there by the table so i was like lets be partners. so we played these other fags and right when we starting playing my song came on the stereo. Ludacris "What's ur fantasy" i starting feeling it and we beat the shit out of them. so after that game my friends said that we are going to another party. so we went to that other party which was in the backyard of a house so u know what that means. swischer sweet blunt time! it was great and the night ended when i arrived at my dorm rather late, 5. then came gameday. we didnt know what we were in for but that was a fucking amazing game. after we blocked that kick to take it to ot the crowd starting getting so loud. and then when taylor jacobs caught the winning td pass it was insane. they brought like 200 cops out so we couldnt charge the field even though we all wanted to. we were in second row so we were just waiting for first row to go so they get caught by the cops and then we run and touch the players. So after a win everyone is so happy and nightlife is great so we went to some parties and ended up at my friends house for pizza then went to bed and am ready for some nfl today well thats all talk to ya later. bye