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I updating so that when people come on they have something else to do rather than continue this long trend of comments. now they have something else to read. but its been kind of fun replying back and forth. thanks mike for referring to randi as my obsession. well i have had a busy week this week because i had a paper due on wed and a test today. i have a test on monday and tuesday of next week but after that im done for a little while so i can continue to get drunk but more often. i have to admit that every friday night sat morning feels like beachweek b/c i get drunk friday night then wake up sat morning and get drunk for our football game. BBBEEEAAACCCHHHWWWEEEEEEKKK!!!!!! oh the good old days of getting head with everyone watching and waiting in the next room. well anyways im excited that carl is coming home. we plan on drinkning and smoking. raj, u better come home and join us b/c it would be nice to have a hird person. i can see it now im relaxing with a beer in my hand and the best and most expensive cigar out there. yep u guessed it, swischer sweet blunts. cant wait. well john mayer is coming here in a couple weeks so im sure everyone will want tickets to that. im opening for him u know? he called me up and asked me if i could rap before he comes out. im thinking about doing it but the pay is pretty shitty. id probably rather and have more fun getting drunk and making myslf some easy mac and then putting on my scuba goggles and eating it. well i have had no love life here yet but i almost hooked up with a sophmore last friday night. we were flirting with each other all night and i was sitting with some people outside in a circle and she came over to me, sat on my lap, and starting rubbing the inside of my thigh so i was like this feels pretty damn good and if she would have got like a millimeter closer to my peppie i would of have something popping up to the sky. so then like 10 minutes later we hear this loud noise come from the street and a guy threw a beer bottle at the girls car who lives at the house becasue someone at the party had stolen some weed from him earlier so i was like damn i need to find that thief and help him to get rid of the stolen merchandise. so the girl whos car got hit made everyone leave so the girl who i was flirting with well one of her friends drove me and my friend home. there was alot of people in the car so the girl was right back on my lap(her ass on my penis) BONG! then as people starting empty out of the car she got in the front seat and finally we were on our way to my dorm i got out and got a goodnight kiss but nothing else due to some guy that wanted to steal weed. gosh weed is gay i hate it. anytime i see it im gonna take it and throw it away, but of course after i smoke it. so wait i wont throw it away i will just take it and run. ok im babbling and everyone is probably saying gosh i want to hit that little spic right in his face. so i will stop. u can thank me later. peace out!