Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon
Hello. Well i finally got to smoke my cigars while ive been up here. Friday night we went to a bad ass apartment party which yes had numerous kegs and a cooler full of punch and alcohol. i was talking to the girl who made it and she said that she put two bottles of eveclear in it but i find that hard to believe b/c i could not even taste any alcohol. So i most of my drunkness came from beers. Every party ive been to i always started complaining cause once i got a buzz i wanted my swischer sweets. so keenan drove me b/c he didnt feel good after one cup of punch so he stopped drinking so he was sober so he took me to the gas station and i got my cigar blunts with a lighter went back to the party and was in paradise with my buzz, cigar, and cup of beer. then once i was done with my cigars i had like two it was about 2 oclock and we were out o the porch of the apartment and this light flashes right up at us and guess what? its a cop. so everyone gets paranoid as hell b/c theres like three kegs in the apartment like 30 seconds later a knock comes and the cop walks right in. he asks who lives there and the people that lived there didnt say anything. there was probably like 50 people in there now so then he was pretty cool about it so he starts signaling people out so all these undersage drinkers are just walking by him so i start to walk by him(the second cop i have walked past drunk in two weeks) im on a roll and i leave with my friends. The people that lived there even left and didnt go back until the next day. then on sat i did some captain shots with my friend nathan before the football game we got second row it was awesome but it got rain delayed but all while it was raining all of the sudents stayed out and were cheering theentire time then the cops went under cover from the rain so like 30 people ran onto the field for like 10 seonds and then all the cops come running out an everyone jumps back into the bleachers it was so funny so now everyone was laughing cause the cops had to stand in the rain. then we ended up killing ohio. i got really sit though from the rain and now i have a cold saturday night was lame b/c we were all so tired from the previous night and sat during the day so we just chilled in keenans dorm. then sunday i studied for most of the day b/c i got my first exam tomorrow night in macroeconomics. i hope i do well. "well im tina fey and im jimmy fallon thanks for watching and have a pleasant tomorrow."