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[umbreon_blacky]

Hahaha. It seems the change in weather lately has me feeling a little, well, under the weather. I hope that's all it is, anyway. It's a shame I won't be gracing the halls with my presence much this week, but I'll be sure to make up for it later

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[whitedeviljack]

[[Upon stepping out into the parking lot this morning to start his daily routine which involved making rounds in the golf cart, Raiden discovered a SHINY, NEW GREEN LAMBORGHINI parked REALLY CLOSE to his golf cart. He might of mumbled something about it being parked too close on purpose and what kind of arrogant, fat-headed douche would take up almost two spaces like that ect ect.

Then, later, the blonde janitorman checked his staff mailbox and oh! What was that? Someone put their car keys in his box by mistake? HOW PUZZLING. Oh wait, there was a note...?

I hope this is a better birthday gift than pink hair. "..." Blacky...?

It did not take Raiden's disbelieving mind long to put two and two together, and he ran back with the fury of a million excited, boyish [BUT TOTALLY BADASS] sparkles to the parking lot. If this was what he thought it was and from who he thought it was AND WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THAT MONEY FROM...

The keys fit. Into the shiny new, green Lamborghini. Surely this was some elaborate prank? Tentatively, he tried

[umbreon_blacky]

[[Oh man it was way too early in the morning day for this, especially when Blacky wasn't feeling at her best and whoever it was had better have the best excuse ever for dragging her out of bed like this or she would be grumpy.

She was likely to be grumpy anyway.

She didn't even bother tying her hair back or dressing up all nice in fancy. She pulled on her ~*~special Umbreon PJs~*~ and begrudgingly opened the door.]]

Whaaat.

[whitedeviljack]

[[It was the best excuse ever like you don't even know. Raiden is standing there looking entirely excited and calm it's almost frightening.

He looks super seriously excited and jingles the keys, ready to say something but his jaw hangs loose for a second before he so TACTFULLY points at her and her sleepy time attire.]]

...I never pictured you a pajama person. [[as a matter of fact.]]

[umbreon_blacky]

I'm not. I usually sleep in the nude. [WHOOPS TIME FOR A SUBJECT CHANGE! Blacky is just going to take notice of the keys and give the best grin she can manage while still out of it.]

It's an alright car, right?

[whitedeviljack]

Alright? How did you afford such a thing? I mean, no one's ever bought me a car before.

[umbreon_blacky]

Oh, never you mind~ It's the least I can do after you spoiled me so much for those two weeks. I may as well return the gesture, right? ♥

Just be careful with it. I'm not going to be able to replace it for a few... years...

[whitedeviljack]

You didn't steal it did you? No one's going to come after my head for it, right? I... I don't know what to say. It's gorgeous.

[umbreon_blacky]

Then don't say anything. Actions speak louder than words, after all.

[whitedeviljack]

[This is true, and Raiden lets these words of truth, wisdom and shiney new carisdom sink in.]

You're right.

[He firmly clasps both his hands on her shoulders and stares in her sleepy eyes, expression grim and of the utmost seriousness]

Let's go for a ride. Together.

[umbreon_blacky]

What? Now?

[Was totally going to bring up the fact that the car isn't registered yet and that it's still way too early and she was really hoping to be tucked in and have tummy rubs until she fell asleep again, but... Somehow, looking to his super-serious eyes and feeling super-dokidoki, none of that matters anymore.]

...Okay. Just let me get my shoes.

[whitedeviljack]

[engage in gaymo wrist grab and brisk walking to the car! He stands in admiration, wind blowing through his hair dramatically.]

...were you really serious? Is it a car for me?

[umbreon_blacky]

[WONDERS IF SHE HAS CREATED A MONSTER except Solidus already took care of that amirite]

Well... Why not? You're supposed to get nice things for people you love. [Rubs one of her eyes, pleased with how much shinier and flashier the car is than a lot of the other ones in the parking lot.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden is very touched she said the word love oh gosh do not know what to think and he thinks he does not deserve such a magnificent shiny new car, but if she is going to insist, he is going to want to show it off because it's a magnificent shiny new car. BLACKY LET'S GO SIT IN IT AND MARVEL.]

What about you? You want to drive it too, I bet.

[umbreon_blacky]

[YES. Delicious Katsturbation. That's my plan.]

[WHAT A MARVELOUS NEW CAR SMELL koffkoff BUT IT'S SO PRETTY.] Oh, no, I'd likely crash. Didn't I tell you I don't drive? I wouldn't mind being driven in it, though.

[whitedeviljack]

[Noooooo EVIL. And oh god what is up with that HTML fail damnit... depressed... die...!]

You did but... wouldn't you like to learn? Especially in something like this? [honk oh oops is it too loud and early in the morning for you yet still Blacky]

[Raiden would not mind driving a Blacky around. But, ah! A thought.]

I just thought of something though... This car still needs it's tags and all that. We can't drive it until then, so how are we supposed to drive to the DMV with no tags?

[umbreon_blacky]

[I HAVE FOILED YOUR PLANS TO SPAM MY INBOX FIXING THAT, UFUFUFU.]

I suppose it would come in handy, but Falcon's alr-- [GIRLY SHRIEK. Well, now she's awake. Her poor abused ears.]

Ah... hm. Come to think of it, how did I get it HERE with no tags or driving knowledge? I must have had it towed. I... suppose we could always borrow someone else's plates to get there? [CHILLS OUT IN THE MORAL GREY ZONE]