20. [Backdated to the 29th.]

[umbreon_blacky]

Comments

[Here I come hacking your internets anway, totally private]

[things_go_boom]

What's so special about puppies, kittens are way better.

What did you guys do?

[Damn you mad genius types!]

[umbreon_blacky]

*PLAYS DUMB* Hm? What do you mean?

[Just be happy there aren't that many that enjoy hacking in other people's journals]

[things_go_boom]

You and Raiden. You mentioned something about affairs, I'm going to go look that up.

[YOU'D LIKE TO THINK NOT, BUT]

[umbreon_blacky]

Ahaha no

no

you're mistaken. That won't be necessary. You should really mind your own business.

[It's KARMA]

[things_go_boom]

....

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YOU TWO?

Re: [It's KARMA]

[umbreon_blacky]

Are you listening to anything I'm saying!?

1/2

[things_go_boom]

So you and Raiden...during the date...

And then there's Mr. Snake and Lameo Mouse smooching it up to you in your journal and you act like nothing happened...

2/2

[things_go_boom]

...how do you do it?

Re: 2/2

[umbreon_blacky]

Years of observing human sexuality and learning to exploit it for my own ends. You'd be surprised how much more willing people are to do something for you if you show a bit of leg. Don't tell anyone, though. ♥

...I shouldn't even be telling you this!

[things_go_boom]

Pfff I show my legs all the time with the school uniform we have to wear and I don't see the guys lining up.

Not that um...I want them to line up.

Mostly.

[umbreon_blacky]

That's not quite what I meant. You have to have sex appeal, but without resorting to the actual act. But don't make it too obvious you don't plan to give in - they'll dote on you as long as they think there's a reward in it for them in the end. How are you at flirting?

[She's googling these things as Blacky says them]

[things_go_boom]

Uhhhh...on a scale from one to ten?

Negative one.

[umbreon_blacky]

We may need some private lessons.

[things_go_boom]

That could be interesting. I think. Will it cost me anything or do you want me to build you something in return? arrange for something to happen to Rose?

Oh right this is still private pff

[umbreon_blacky]

I WANT A ROBOT DINOSAUR THAT SHOOTS LASERS Ah, you don't need to pay me back. ♥ Although if you could figure out a way build a little machine that will change the lights over the stage without me having to go all the way up there, I wouldn't object.

Re: Oh right this is still private pff

[things_go_boom]

I could do that just ask me about it, if you don't mind them self-destructing after a while..

Well, I have been working on hovering cleaning robots for Raiden, so I don't see why I can't give them extra mandibles for light changing operations.