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[umbreon_blacky]

Everyone's big again? That's weird! I stayed small for some reason. Maybe Ill be like this forever! Or I would except I already ate all the cookies. I just hope it lasts a really long time.Raiden, are you big too? Can you teach my class tonight? The text book is really heavy to carry and read from and Im too small to write on the board. Maybe I

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[whitedeviljack]

I am so glad I never want to go through that again I relived my entire childhood all over and I remember what a terrible little soulless killing machine monster I *baleeeete*

Y-You want me to teach your class? I don't know anything about Psychology... *but she is just so tiny and cute and helpless he can't say no LOLIVEE charm is SUPER EFFECTIVE* I guess I could give it a shot. You'll help me out a little though, right?

Scary dreams? Are you okay?

[umbreon_blacky]

*JUST AS PLANNED*

Ill help with anything you need! I have a whole box of lesson plans in my office if you want to go through them and pick one you like.
OH! I have an aquarium of fish in my office! I forgot to feed them! Do that too. And scoop out any dead ones and change the filter and if theres any gross stuff on the walls clean that too.

...It was just dreams. Im okay.

[whitedeviljack]

Okay, okay. *spoilers: He's probably going to pick the least complicated looking one or one involving inkblots masks because that's probably easy*

Ugh, don't tell me you forgot to feed them all week. Any dead ones are probably stuck inside the filter by now and that's disgusting.

You sure?

[umbreon_blacky]

*Spoilers: There will be a guest appearance. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not but WE'LL SEE*

I forgot to feed them all week. Yeah but youre the janitor and anyway I cant reach it by myself. Please?

Um... Mostly. Can I still sleep with you?

[whitedeviljack]

*lalala facepalm, just a little*

Alright, okay. Maybe we should just buy you some plastic fishies or some other pet that's low maintenance until you turn back to normal. Or a stool.

Uh..... *oh gosh that is just the most awkward thing you could ever ask him ever. Ever.* Mostly, huh?

[umbreon_blacky]

Plastic fish are boring and not very sopfi sof classy at all. My office has to look classy. Dinosaurs are kind of classy, right?

Yeah, well... Im still kind of scared to be alone. How do you or anybody else get around at night with such weak eyes??

[whitedeviljack]

Aww that's so cute when you try to say sophisticated. All they need are some top has and monocles and I guess dinosaurs can be classy too.

My place is uh... really dirty so I suppose I could hang out at yours for a few hours. What am I getting myself into again? So you don't have to be alone.

[umbreon_blacky]

Im going to bite your ankles. Top hats and monocles sound good, though.

...Youre not supposed to have a messy room, youre the JANITOR. Thats funny and sad at the same time. Staying at mine is okay though. Are you still going to carry me places too? And scratch my ears?

[whitedeviljack]

That's so adorable.

Well that's what we like to call irony.

Yes, I guess I can.