May 21, 2008 12:05
Last night I had a dream that Jurassic Park happened in New York City. A friend (i don't know who she was) invited me over to her apartment to watch the MOVIE and when I got there, I asked another friend what part they were at, and then a T-Rex stuck his head in the window and roared. I hid under a table screaming "Shit! I wanted to get here AFTER this part! I hate this part!" Once the T-Rex left we decided it was safe to get up from our hiding places and pack a bag to leave New York. But as we sat at the window someone started setting off fireworks, which drew the attention of my dinosaurs. So we figured we were trapped for a while. Then one of the friends and I were looking out the window, and there were some gang members across teh street breaking into shops. She said one of them was her brother Robbie, (haha irony) and she called him over to the apartment like she was his mother. When he came in she yelled at him for breaking into stores and told him he could do better with his life, even when dinosaurs were attacking. He was ashamed and agreed to stay with us. The three of us (I think the other friend ran away and was eaten) went down to the basement of the apartment and there was a classroom, so we took our seats but Robbie didn't want to go to the class because he wasnt signed up. He sat anyways but said he wouldn't pay attention. The class started and the professor, who was Dr. Green from ER, started tacking attendance, and he called the name Henry Hill (who is the main character in Goodfellas) but Henry wasn't there. We convinced Robbie to stand up and say he was Henry, so he did, and he went on to be a award winning, world-famous doctor and writer.
I also dreamt that I went on a date with Joe Mendelsohn, and it was exactly like my date with Mike Rayner except that I bought a movie, and we went back to my cousin Scotts apartment to have some beer and watch wrestling...