"Sex me up with your ethnic foods!!!"... "ew"

[umbrellahouse]

Today has been "Rub Flora's Lack of Upper Body Strength in Her Face" Day (RFLUBSHF for short). I made some pasta and went to open my jar of homemade pasta sauce that my grandma had made. I figured it wasn't going to be hard since there isn't a seal. Oh my was I wrong. It took some banging, using a fork between the lid and the jar, and some praying

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[anonymous]

Hey foxy lady,

I'll be your man, to open jars and such!

-J. Doe

hahaha

[umbrellahouse]

Oh God... please stop, I just ate :)

[anonymous]

Oh that stung! You go right for the jugular I see ;)

On a serious note, are you going home this weekend? And if not, what are we doing?

[umbrellahouse]

Yes... I'm a bitch that way... and you're such a dork!!!

I don't know if I'm going home or not... depends on a lotta stuff...

And if not, then we're studying/essay writing... together, except you at your place and me at mine!!! :D

[anonymous]

aw you're no fun... but I'm sure I can get you out for at least a movie.. and dinner?

and I thought you liked dorks!