Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I turned
wolffeathers in for littering (3 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
alienfreak (-5000 points). Last week I helped
blindashes across the street (6 points). In August I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I helped
xavierssj5 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4283 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
umbradust