i have to go home today, i seem to have contracted the plague
ugh. so i have been sick with demons for the weekend. its my own stupid fault though. you see, a friend of mine from work was all "I HAVE THE SWINES H1N1 BLARGHGSSS!!!" and then went home one day.
she was pretty sick, but in the end it was not with swine flu, just regular kind. but in any case i visited her to bring foods and movies because i am a nice guy and people with the flu should watch the lost skeleton of cadavra so i brought that over, and then on friday morning i started coughing a bit. by the end of friday i was a cough bag. by saturday i was a plague zone. coughing, fever, chills, sweats, body aches, overwhelming need to sleep for 20 hours. but oh god sleeping just means waking up in various cold sweats/regular sweats. man... so much sweaty sick person sleep. i feel like i should just lysol my whole house today, but i don't believe in anti-bacterials for the most part so i won't. we need bacteria to becomes immune to things, i like immunity its neato.
but i feel better today! a bit better, not all better. its still going to be a couch/pyjamas/tea/juice/soup day but i might venture outside to get some fresh air even at some point. i haven't left my plague couch except to go to bed.
i feel superbad though cos tamsmobile slept on my plague couch on saturday night and now she has the plague too :(
i didn't wanna pass this fucker on if i could help it.
on the plus side my body doesn't hurt so much anymore. man my body was so weak and sore. so useless. BE GONE SICK DEMONS! BE GONE!!
oh also my boss called me and was like OH NOES YOU HAVE THE SWINES DONT COME TO WORK UNLESS YOU HAVE DOCTORS NOTE AGGGHH!!! and i was like, no its only regular flu not swines i promise. she's worried about her kids i think gettin' swine, but its not swine. i told her i would be in tomorrow probably and she didn't sound happy cos i think she still thinks its swine and is all paranoid that i'm gonna swine up the office. but hey! today i am sitting here and not dying on a couch, and that means i am getting better. and swine flu isn't a 4 day thing. thats a regular one.
woot.
okay, rambling over.
end transmission.
she was pretty sick, but in the end it was not with swine flu, just regular kind. but in any case i visited her to bring foods and movies because i am a nice guy and people with the flu should watch the lost skeleton of cadavra so i brought that over, and then on friday morning i started coughing a bit. by the end of friday i was a cough bag. by saturday i was a plague zone. coughing, fever, chills, sweats, body aches, overwhelming need to sleep for 20 hours. but oh god sleeping just means waking up in various cold sweats/regular sweats. man... so much sweaty sick person sleep. i feel like i should just lysol my whole house today, but i don't believe in anti-bacterials for the most part so i won't. we need bacteria to becomes immune to things, i like immunity its neato.
but i feel better today! a bit better, not all better. its still going to be a couch/pyjamas/tea/juice/soup day but i might venture outside to get some fresh air even at some point. i haven't left my plague couch except to go to bed.
i feel superbad though cos tamsmobile slept on my plague couch on saturday night and now she has the plague too :(
i didn't wanna pass this fucker on if i could help it.
on the plus side my body doesn't hurt so much anymore. man my body was so weak and sore. so useless. BE GONE SICK DEMONS! BE GONE!!
oh also my boss called me and was like OH NOES YOU HAVE THE SWINES DONT COME TO WORK UNLESS YOU HAVE DOCTORS NOTE AGGGHH!!! and i was like, no its only regular flu not swines i promise. she's worried about her kids i think gettin' swine, but its not swine. i told her i would be in tomorrow probably and she didn't sound happy cos i think she still thinks its swine and is all paranoid that i'm gonna swine up the office. but hey! today i am sitting here and not dying on a couch, and that means i am getting better. and swine flu isn't a 4 day thing. thats a regular one.
woot.
okay, rambling over.
end transmission.