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Office Hours [Monday]

Aug 20, 2007 06:59

Upon walking into her office this morning, Umbridge noticed two things. One, her office was in absolute shambles. Two, there was a furry thing sleeping in her office ( Read more... )

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After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 20:06:42 UTC

Anakin slammed the door open and crossed his arms over his chest. "I suppose you'll tell me that Johnny Storm managed to glue his own tongue to the roof of his mouth," he said snippily.

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 20:29:34 UTC

"Self defense," Umbridge said breezily.

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:11:46 UTC

"He tried to punch you too, then?" Anakin said, rolling his eyes. "Do I look stupid?"

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 21:16:56 UTC

"Mister Skywalker," Umbridge said, "I think he has some sort of disgusting infatuation with me. He's shown up twice to my office, nearly half naked."

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:20:18 UTC

Anakin made a face. "Ew," he said.

Nicely diplomatic, Anakin. "That doesn't sound dangerous, though," he pointed out.

Of course, asking Anakin for the definition of slightly stalker-ish behavior was probably fruitless...

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 21:27:25 UTC

"And I think he was trying to seduce me." He wasn't but Umbridge didn't care.

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:30:06 UTC

Some part of Anakin's brain absolutely refused to provide a mental image of that.

"Uh-huh," Anakin said, looking unconvinced. "And so he had to hex him." His voice went a little icy. "Despite our agreement?"

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 21:40:24 UTC

"I am not going to be sexually harassed," Umbridge said, further scarring Anakin's mind.

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:45:12 UTC

"And saying no like a normal person was too easy for you?" Anakin screeched. "Don't. Touch. The. Students." He glared at her. "Do you need to write it down? I know you have a quill that would make sure you remembered it."

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 21:47:43 UTC

"Mister Skywalker," she said, standing up. "When someone comes into my office half naked and EXPECTS something sexual of me when I don't want it, I feel threatened."

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:50:10 UTC

Anakin looked horrified. Whether it was by the implications she was making or her saying the word "sexual" twice in fifteen seconds was up for debate.

"And how was the tongue thing going to fix that?" he demanded to know.

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 21:52:37 UTC

"You didn't hear what he was saying," Umbridge replied. "Would you like me to repeat it?"

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 21:56:53 UTC

"I suppose..." Anakin said.

His brain gave up.

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 22:01:43 UTC

"Shall we start by how he wanted me to take a picture of him and hang it on his wall?" Umbridge asked. "How about how he wanted me to shut and lock the door so we could have privacy? I can hope you know what was implied. I could tell you, if you'd like."

Re: After everyone else... sith_happened August 20 2007, 22:06:25 UTC

"That's not at all necessary," Anakin said quickly before sex was ruined for him forever.

"Maybe he's gone insane?" he asked faintly.

Re: After everyone else... umbitch August 20 2007, 22:10:27 UTC

"I didn't ask," Umbridge said. "He needed to be silenced before he said the wrong thing to me."

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