Office Hours [Tuesday]

[umbitch]

Umbridge isn't even bothering to hide her wand today. Not with the threat of flying monkeys ever present in her mind. She'd be prepared today, ready to cast a shield charm should anyone attempt to assault her.

Her tea was cold and the office was open.

[Open! Once again, not in a good mood and, this time, she'll shield herself if she thinks she

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[fantastic_torch]

Johnny just had to do this - there was no help for it.

Shirtless, he ran into Umbridge's office screaming and falling to his knees before her desk, flailing. "HELP ME! OH GOD, I"M ON FIRE!"

[umbitch]

Umbridge shot up off her chair and stared. "Stop that! This instant!"

[fantastic_torch]

"STOP? I'M BURNING UP! DO SOMETHING!" Johnny let the fire crawl up his arm and writhed as if in excrutiating pain.

[umbitch]

"Bloody hell," Umbridge snapped, grabbing for her wand and hitting Johnny with a spell that created a spray of water.

[fantastic_torch]

Johnny kept his grin under control and he increased the power behind the flame. It'd take more than a spray of water to douse him. He lit himself completely.

"YOU...YOU...KILLED A STUDENT!" Dramatic flailing.

[umbitch]

"I did no such thing!" Umbridge screeched, increasing the pressure of the spray of water. "You came in here like that!"

[fantastic_torch]

"BUT YOU...OH GOD THIS HURTS! YOU ARE IN CHARGE HERE, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HE...HELP!" Johnny threw himself on the floor careful to keep the fire contained to himself.

"I can't...breathe...I need...mouth...to...mouth...HURRY!" Idly he wondered if she would soak her office while trying to put him out. What fun.

[umbitch]

"I am not touching a Muggle who is on fire," she said, increasing the water pressure and pointing it directly at Johnny. "Stop burning! Stop!"

[fantastic_torch]

"I'm not a Muggle! Hurry!" Slowly he let the water begin to douse him, but just barely. He was smoking a little. "Need...air...save...me!" He reached out with his hand towards her.

Of course, it might be easy to tell now that Johnny had burnt his pants right off his body. His bad.

[umbitch]

"You are a Muggle," she hissed, staying away from the fire but keeping the water directed at him. "And I am not touching someone who is on fire! That's madness!"

She hadn't yet noticed the pants, too focused on his head and upper body.

[fantastic_torch]

Boy, this woman was persistant.

The fire went out but then Johnny passed out. Yes, he was totally faking, mouth hanging open and everything. He held his breath, eyes unseeing, totally naked.

How cool was that?

[umbitch]

"Why are you without clothing?!" was the only thing Umbridge could think of to shout.

[fantastic_torch]

Johnny twitched. It was the only thing he could think of to do other than state the obvious, but he was supposed to be unconscious dammit!

[umbitch]

"I hate this school," Umbridge muttered, stepping closer. "Do you need the clinic?"

[fantastic_torch]

Unconscious Johnny was weezing. And this was really hard to do. It was bothering his throat. He needed mouth to mouth. Hopefully Umbridge would see the error of her ways and just do it.

What? He was totally wanting to lower her position. It could work. Plus? Her moving over a naked student was definitely squirrel worthy.

[umbitch]

Seeing not respond, she finally did kneel as closely to him as she dared, peering for some signs of life.