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Office Hours [Monday]

Aug 13, 2007 07:53

As soon as Umbridge walked into her office this morning, she knew something was wrong. She only had to push open the door to be met with the strong stench of hot maple syrup and a blast of stuffy air ( Read more... )

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mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 14:55:48 UTC

Deadpool's first meeting had given away that the woman was clearly insane.

(THEY WERE NOT PAJAMAS)

But this one came because of what a certain spy had informed him of, which let him know she was evil as well. Evil in that Apocalypse sort of way. And nobody liked 'Poccy.

So now she had a merc leaning in her doorway, fingers itching for a gun or a knife or even a paperclip. (Thank you Bullseye for showing me that little trick.) "So, what's the haps? Mess with anyone's mind today?"

umbitch August 13 2007, 14:58:23 UTC

Umbridge looked up and gave Deadpool a pleasant smile. "The day is young. And your pajamas looks freshly laundered almost."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 15:09:51 UTC

"One, still not pajamas. Two, you're going to stop messing with the students or else we have a problem, capiche?"

Though that word always made him think of catfish, he didn't know why.

umbitch August 13 2007, 15:14:49 UTC

"They're very nice pajamas," she said, ignoring him. "And no, no I'm not. Terribly sorry for ruining your little statement."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 15:25:49 UTC

"Yes you are," Deadpool replied, finally entering the office to poke at any personal and hopefully breakable objects there.

What? He could be petty!

"Because if you don't I'm gonna hurt you."

umbitch August 13 2007, 15:31:22 UTC

"Is that a threat?" Umbridge asked, leaning back and looking at him. "I don't respond very well to threats. At all."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 15:41:57 UTC

"Well, to sound cliche, I really don't make threats. I either kill someone or I don't." He grinned brightly at her. "Which one is it?"

umbitch August 13 2007, 15:47:24 UTC

"You are not my superior," she said. "I am yours. And I will tell you what to do. Leave this office before you end up like one of the little disrespectful students."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 15:53:32 UTC

He froze suddenly, turning to look at her. "Superior?" In a few quick steps he was at her desk, hands one the edge as he leaned against it.

"You're not superior to anyone, lady. In fact, I'd have to call you inferior."

umbitch August 13 2007, 15:57:18 UTC

The only evidence of her slight startle was the widening of her eyes. "You would speak wrongly. Very wrongly. Step back, teacher."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 16:02:40 UTC

He grinned, it was almost friendly. If you ignored the almost palpable desire to inure her, that is. "Make me."

He flicked his wrist, a knife popping up from some hidden place along his forearm.

spring_lost August 13 2007, 16:04:58 UTC

Somewhere in Wade's mind, a voice bubbled up. Unintelligible at first, but finally sharp on two words-- "Wade. Don't."

It faded again in a jumble of static, formless words bubbling to the surface before it finally died down.

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 16:09:12 UTC

That...

That was not a little yellow box.

Deadpool blinked, jerking away from the table quickly, looking quite startled. The knife was forgotten and dropped as he eyed Umbridge warily.

"Did you just do that?"

umbitch August 13 2007, 16:13:33 UTC

"Do what?" Umbridge asked, looking around. "I did nothing but give you an order."

mouthy_merc August 13 2007, 16:24:49 UTC

"The non-yellow box!" Deadpool shouted, backing away.

umbitch August 13 2007, 16:38:11 UTC

"I have no idea what sort of delusions you are going on about!"

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