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Office Hours [Monday]

Aug 13, 2007 07:53

As soon as Umbridge walked into her office this morning, she knew something was wrong. She only had to push open the door to be met with the strong stench of hot maple syrup and a blast of stuffy air ( Read more... )

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At the end of the day sith_happened August 13 2007, 14:28:28 UTC

Anakin didn't bother with niceties like knocking.

He opened the door, crossed his arms over his chest, and stared at Umbridge. "More lines?" he asked.

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 13 2007, 14:32:02 UTC

"Indeed," she said, sliding the quill and parchment over to him. "I think we'll go with 'I have no common sense' today."

And she smiled at him.

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 13 2007, 14:39:37 UTC

Anakin reached for the quill, then paused. "I'm not going to be upset by any reports on the radio tonight about how you've spent your day, am I?" he asked icily.

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 13 2007, 14:41:20 UTC

"I've just had some pleasant chats," she said, grinning. "If you are upset by talking, then I cannot help you."

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 13 2007, 14:43:30 UTC

"I don't care if you make them cry," Anakin said, "I care if you make them bleed. Or crippled."

He spun the quill between his fingers. "Any particular number of times?"

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 13 2007, 14:45:09 UTC

"Twenty," she said, thinking of the first number that came to mind.

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 13 2007, 23:45:44 UTC

Anakin snorted. "Fine," he said, beginning to write. "Love what you've done to the place," he said five lines in.

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 13 2007, 23:49:05 UTC

"Quiet," she snapped. "Now."

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 14 2007, 00:09:52 UTC

"I'm just saying if you start hanging them upside down by their feet, I'm going to be unhappy," Anakin warned as the back of his hand began to bleed.

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 14 2007, 00:12:42 UTC

"And I said be quiet," she retorted, watching the display in front of her. "We do not need conversations."

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 14 2007, 00:16:19 UTC

"And here I'd hoped we could exchange recipes," Anakin muttered.

Re: At the end of the day umbitch August 14 2007, 00:22:17 UTC

"Write your lines and then remove yourself from my office," she spat.

Re: At the end of the day sith_happened August 14 2007, 00:28:56 UTC

A few more minutes spent in silence and Anakin handed over the paper, wrapped his hand in his robe and stalked out of the room.

The door slammed hard behind him.

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