Soul

Feb 13, 2004 12:15

Last night I completely did away with my stuffed santa. I took a butcher knife and ripped him open. Then I extracted the sound bite in his chest. At wich point my friend(who is no longer my friend after this incident) took the sound bite and held it over my head so that I could not reach it. He claimed that the sound bite was santa's soul and that I should leave it be, seeing as I had just ripped him open with a butcher knife.

All of this is true. Then I drove to a place with music and the only song I danced to was...I forget. I don't remember much. I got dizzy because I was jumping on one leg and spinning around in circles. I do that alot when I get really drunk on the dance floor.

I am glad you are dead santa.
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