Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 01

[umaurmom]

[So, it's just a normal day in Hitman High, with the student lounge filled with shuffling students yawning, the thick sounds of textbooks hitting laminated tables, the soft hum of the morning birds outside of the warmly lit windows.

And then there's Shitt P., hanging upside down on the ceiling. Apparently that large, awkward bubble thing she's

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What typo where what are you talking about

[sunnysis]

[ What is this he doesn't even ]

Come down from there, honey! You could hurt yourself!

I saw no typo because I was too much like OH MAN LUSSURIA

[umaurmom]

[What.

Who are you.

....She likes your outfit.]

SSSSVVVVVVMMMMM! SSSVVVMMM, SVM!

Oh that's totally okay then o/

[sunnysis]

Don't you take that tone with me, young lady!

[ Pouting at the speed of light =3= ]

[umaurmom]

[Pausing. Wait.

Somebody who can actually understand her???

Craning her head to peer down at the flamboyant mama, Shitt P. sees the cosmic rays radiating off of that pout, and knows that you have a deep impenetrable bond with the energies of the ultra-luminious infrared starbusts of okama.]

I am Shitt P., call me Shittopi-chan. Who are you?

[sunnysis]

I'm Lussuria.

[ Pause ]

Don't you think that you should come down from there, Shittopi-chan? You might hurt yourself ♥

[umaurmom]

I'm interconnecting with the force generic vibrations from the fine asbestos within this insulation.

I can hear the Higg's Boson.

[This essientially just means 'But I don't wanna.']

[sunnysis]

[ He knows fine well what that means, young lady! ]

I enjoy vibrations as much as the next girl but you don't see me walking all over the ceilings.

[ Whatever will the neighbours think!? ]

[umaurmom]

...........

........[R-Really? S-Somebody actually...a-actually u-understands her!?!?! Shitt P.'s overwhelmed for a moment with emotion, not that you can really see it on her face.]

....Very well, Lussuria-kun.

[She'll be releasing some of the helium from her floating device, until she lands gently on the floor.]

[sunnysis]

[ A virtuous Mama has to understand her kids ♥ ]

Aren't you the sweetest thing~ You can call me Big Sis Lussuria or even Mama if you want to ♥

I'm in Third year but I think we're floormates~

[umaurmom]

Yes. Level occupant of male persuasion, conjoined moon and sun elements to create neutral leaning twist-tie propelled by force A, celestial balance from Venus, alliance chaotic-neutral with strong association of Galliformes Phasianidae mating ritual maternal instincts, 46%.

Composition analysis complete. Approved.

Make a peace sign.

[sunnysis]

[ Well that...that sure was something special indeed. ]

Ohohoho~ I bet you say that to all the boys ♥

[ Lussuria gives you a friendly smile and holds up his fingers in a peace sign ]

[umaurmom]

No, it is an analysis tailored specifically from your blood flow's relation to gravitational forces, heart rhythm energies and electrical impulse correlating from brain activity to the moon's pull.

Significance deviation is Pluto.

[She presses her fingertips firmly to Lussuria's, a sharp static shock going between them.]

Constitutional Amendment of Cosmic Alliance Number 4: Lussuria-kun registered as an ally. We are now friends.