Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 03

[umaurmom]

[Shitt P. is just walking through the halls quietly to her next class, sunglasses in place, itchy scratchy ugly homo-sapien school uniform on, and star-print boots with 5" heels clacking.

And then, suddenly, she stops, turns, and points out the window in alarm.]

A FELINE CRIES OUT!

[There's a cat stuck in a tree...! Somewhere?]

Comments

Bel likes weird freaky people so they have to meet :D

[cuzimaprince]

[Looking where you're pointing and there aren't any cats or even any trees outside that window and just-]

What?

Best friends forever

[umaurmom]

The pleading call of a brethren! This earth's life force shudders through me with sorrow at its plight!

/peace sign

[cuzimaprince]

Where is it? I don't see anything.

o-oh bb you're so forward

[umaurmom]

Do not look with your eyes-

[Pause.]

......Earth containment receptacle has built in optical curtains?

because I'm a prince~

[cuzimaprince]

I--what?

I see. I'll call in the UFO to abduct your kingdom.

[umaurmom]

Optical curtains! Is this a mammalian custom?

[Shitt P. tries to pull her bangs down to cover her eyes, but alas, they are too short.]

You're not in league with the frogs, by chance, are you?

[cuzimaprince]

Oh. Optical curtains? No.

It's just me and my brother.

Psshh! Those guys are poseurs!

[umaurmom]

Unique subspecies interaction?

[She removes her sunglasses in fascination, giving you a treat of seeing those totally spastic, starry eyes.]

Identify scientific nomenclature, please.

It's true that you do a MUCH better job of being an alien!

[cuzimaprince]

Our subspecies is "royalty".

[And your eyes are crazy amazing.]