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May 19, 2011 23:41

Exactly how long's it supposed to take a corpse to bloat?

[ ooc | Dated llllate Thursday night! All your douchebag bodies now belong in mafia storage. :(b ]

two packs a day and rising, no private treehouses in this mafia, whose line is it anyway, boss or gtfo, this post is a public health hazard, family of no genetic relation, ask a stupid question

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servidude May 20 2011, 05:21:26 UTC
What kind of question is that?

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umathematic May 20 2011, 05:53:14 UTC
Obviously, a simple one.

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servidude May 20 2011, 07:24:30 UTC
[Riiight.] It kind of depends on the conditions.

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umathematic May 20 2011, 07:34:47 UTC
It's dry and airtight. Room temperature's stable.

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servidude May 20 2011, 07:43:22 UTC
Depending on the temperature that should slow it down, I think. This isn't really my area of expertise, but bodies tend to rot faster when left out.

[What a morbid topic, dude.]

What are you doing with a corpse, anyway?

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1/2 umathematic May 20 2011, 08:01:21 UTC
Anybody could tell you that. [ ... oh fuck it, he'll just aerate the room after. ] Guess it doesn't matter as it doesn't break down to gas in the first day...

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umathematic May 20 2011, 08:05:25 UTC
We found it.

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servidude May 20 2011, 08:06:18 UTC
Are you trying to preserve it for some reason?

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umathematic May 20 2011, 08:09:20 UTC
What would the point of that be?

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servidude May 20 2011, 08:17:07 UTC
You're the one talking about decomposition.

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umathematic May 20 2011, 08:23:26 UTC
I asked how fast it happens, not how to stop it.

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servidude May 20 2011, 08:26:35 UTC
What are you going to do with it?

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umathematic May 20 2011, 08:30:29 UTC
The hell do you think--?

[ right, he's new. ]

--che. There's nothing to do.

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servidude May 20 2011, 08:32:36 UTC
What do you mean?

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umathematic May 20 2011, 08:38:14 UTC
Nobody stays dead here. He'll be back before the decomposition gets that far.

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servidude May 20 2011, 08:39:41 UTC
[Weirdweirdweirdweird...]

Then why ask?

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