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umathematic

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May 19, 2011 23:41

Exactly how long's it supposed to take a corpse to bloat?

[ ooc | Dated llllate Thursday night! All your douchebag bodies now belong in mafia storage. :(b ]

two packs a day and rising, no private treehouses in this mafia, whose line is it anyway, boss or gtfo, this post is a public health hazard, family of no genetic relation, ask a stupid question

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renegare May 20 2011, 04:05:45 UTC

[ STARING DOWN THE M-F*ING CORPSE. ]

...Gokudera Hayato. You brought no textbook.

umathematic May 20 2011, 04:38:34 UTC

[ in his storage, don't forget. Gokudera holds up the device. ]

You know, this isn't a fucking accessory.

renegare May 20 2011, 04:47:17 UTC

Neither is it an answer.

[ one deep-breathing-in-the-body's-ear session short of doing the creep, when Nathan's outfit offends Hibari's delicate sensibilities for the last gd time. Never mind that he's covered in enough blood to make half a PETA legion faint, the real problem is -- ]

...this collar is wrinkled.

umathematic May 20 2011, 05:53:11 UTC

And? The collar isn't gonna change.

[ Both corpse-sniffer and sniffee get a dark look from the opposite wall. He could be guarding the boss right now. ]

If it doesn't start showing signs by morning, we're dumping it.

renegare May 20 2011, 16:19:27 UTC

[ still glancing the collar's way as if it's readying to grow eyes here. ]

It might.

[ ...then very nonchalantly over his shoulder - ]

How long is that coat?

umathematic May 20 2011, 18:08:08 UTC

[ NOT NONCHALANTLY ENOUGH, BUDDY. ]

Long enough to fit just me.

renegare May 20 2011, 18:27:51 UTC

[ AND NOW THE STARE HAS FOUND A NEW TARGET ]

Unless ligaments are pushed apart.

1/2 umathematic May 21 2011, 03:46:31 UTC

Pushed apa--

umathematic May 21 2011, 03:47:38 UTC

I'm not a fucking coat rack!

renegare May 21 2011, 03:55:02 UTC

You are tolerated. That hair, those cigarettes, that clothing are tolerated.

[ ...starting to undress the corps with eerie determination... ]

I do not intend to tolerate more.

umathematic May 21 2011, 04:08:31 UTC

And maybe that would matter if I'd invited you.

renegare May 21 2011, 04:14:17 UTC

An unguarded room is an invitation.

umathematic May 21 2011, 04:18:37 UTC

What regulation is that?

renegare May 21 2011, 04:25:55 UTC

You let us in.

[ Yes, okay, we hereby have a shirtless corpse. Throwing the item Gokudera's way without even having to look back, 10/10, would troll again - ]

I want two records of this. Do what you want with the third.

[ hint: MAKE a third. ]

And have his pulse.

[ hint two: there is no escaping badtouching the body. ]

umathematic May 21 2011, 07:59:07 UTC

I know what vital signs are!

[ GOKUDERA used DODGE. Because like hell is the guy's clothing his problem. Meaaandering close, stepping over the corpse's legs to take the other side. ]

You can copy the forward.

renegare May 21 2011, 15:45:20 UTC

[ just writing his measurements on the gd body, because the corpse's hygiene is, incidentally, not his problem either. ]

Your... doctor flock member. What did you learn from him?

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