biology jokes

Jun 11, 2008 15:17

Apologies, but had to share.

Chlamydomonas is a single-celled chlorphyte which can produce both sexually and aesexually. In other words, if they want to have a relationship, that's fine, but if they don't feel it's compatible, they just split.

A couple of biologist had twins, one they called John and the other - control.

How do you eat DNA spaghetti?
With a replication fork (you can also use zinc fingers...)

A biologist was filling in an application for grant money after spending an entire day in the field, so he was pretty tired. Under family name, he wrote "Hominidae"


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