TIME CAPSULE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012!!!!!!!!!
"NOthing would make me happier, Stelth" Says Tyler from across the table. "yoga position that starts with T and is 4 letters?" he says. "This will be the most interesting post ever", says Betzi.
Well guys here it is. I posted after 10 years. I am going to use this as my "E-Time Capsule"
This was a Survey I found from exactly 10 years ago.. lets see how things have changed... ten years... IN PARENTHESES
Are you Hetero-/Homo-/Bi-sexual?: Im heterosexual .... (UHHHH)
Are you in love?:I think I am, but its a young love... ( OLD LOVE, OVER IT)
Are you in a relationship?:YES (YES)
Are you a virgin?: YES (THIS WAS A LIE)
Have you gotten your first kiss?: (YES)
Do you have a crush?: Jessssssssica..... NO. WEIRD
Do you enjoy being in love/having a crush?: LOVE IT (STILL LOVE IT)
What form of birth control do/would you use?: Cilantro (BIRTH CONTROL?)
How far have you gone with a "lover"?: "lover" nunnayo business (MOST THINGS INVOLVING CELLOPHANE)
Would/did you have sex before marriage?: NO (LIE, AND ALSO YES)
Do you believe in hookups (sexual relations without emotion)?: deffenetly not (YES, I WAS A LITTLE SHIT WASN'T I)
Have you ever had a hookup?: never. (WHAT WAS I 16?)
Is there a difference between a crush and being in love?: certainly (YES)
Do you believe in love at first sight?: lust at first sight... infatuation (YES)
Do you believe in true love?: I dunno (STILL DON'T KNOW)
Can long-distance relationships work?: NO (WHOA, SHOULDA REREAD THIS, NO)
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?: yes (SO MANY, GOD)
What of online relationships?: nope (MM)
Have you ever been married?:Thrice (NO)
Have you ever been in love?: I think so (YES)
Have you had sex in the past and regretted it?: no i loved every minute of my not having sex (YES)
Have you fallen in love in the past and regretted it?: Yes (YES)`
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 15? yes? (14)
How old were you when you had sex for the first time?: no (15)
Have you ever broken someone's heart?: possibly (NO, NEVER)
Have you ever sexually harassed someone?: i think so (UHHH> DO I GO OUT TO PIZZA SOMETIMES?)
Have you ever been sexually harassed yourself?: yup yup ?(WT?)
Have you ever been jealous of a friend for their boy/girlfriend?: psh, ...yah (STOP)
Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's "close" friend(s)?: ...sure... (uGH)
Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's ex-?: ...ok... (YES!)
Have you ever gotten back together with an ex-?: yah (ALL THE TIME)
Have you ever gotten together with a friend's ex-?: yes (YEP)
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:no (YEP)
What's the most affection you deem appropriate for public?: no nudity (ALL)
Have/would you ever see(n) an "X"-rated movie?: nope well possibly kinda (YAHP)
Do you enjoy French-kissing?: no comment but yes... (YAHOO)
Do you keep a picture of your beloved somewhere?: yes FAKCEHOOK!)
Would you (honestly) sacrifice your life for your beloved?: depends (ALWAYS)
Have/would you ever use whipped cream, hot wax, et cetera, in a sexual act?: LMAO no.(LIES)
Do cherries or strawberries have any sexual meaning for you?: strawberries... i like to make out with them (COOL!)
Have you ever dumped someone?: yes ? YEAH, AT THIS POINT I HAD DUMPED DANI GIROUX, AND ASHLEY TOWANDA)
Have you ever been dumped?: yes (YES)
Have you ever had your heart broken?: I dunno .
Are you (honestly) afraid of commitment?: no (TERRIFIED)
Are you attracted to people with accents?: NO (DUH)
Have you ever had sexual relations in public?: no (WHY THE HELL WAS I TAKING THIS SURVEY)
Do you have a memento from a previous relationship?: yah (ALL OF EM)
Is there a certain smell, sight, sound, or taste that reminds you of a lover?: (COCONUT OIL)
-First grade teacher's name: Mr fanning
-Last word you said: Im thiiiick (im sick)
-Last song you sang: that song off of oh brother where art thou... he baptizin one (PONCE PILATO)
-What's in your CD player: disk 1-3... Pink Floyd Paul oakenfold vivaldi (FEIST, TIMOTHY BLACKMAN. FUYOKOS FABLES)
-What color socks are you wearing: white (GAVE UP ON SOCKS)
-What's under your bed: a heater and a mattress thing (NO BED)
-What time did you wake up today: 6:45 (11:30)
FUTURE
-Where do you want to go: washington (BRAZIL!)
-What is your career going to be: musical entomologist (CLOSE I GUESS? MUSIC? SHIT)
-Where are you going to live: (FOCO)
-How many kids do you want: a couple... like 2 I think (STILL 2)
-What kind of car will you have: lamborghuini learn to spell (TRUCK AND A SCOOTER)
-Current mood: eh (ECSTATIC )
-Current music: classical (ROCK AND ROOLLLLLL!)
-Current taste: cough syrrup (WHISKEY)
-Current hair: cut (CUT MYSELF! NO CUT FROM CONAN O BRIEN)
-Current clothes: boxers (BROWN FLANNEL, MAROON PANTS, SHENANDOAH DAVIS SHIRT)
-Current annoyance: MY SICKNESS, ALLERGIES (STILL ALLERGIES, AND MY 16 YEAR OLD SELF)
-Current smell: none... im sick (I CANT REALLY SMELL ANYMORE:( )
-Current longing: jessica (WEIRD, BUT PROBABLY SWIMMING)
-Current desktop picture: green stuff (CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND DOG)
-Current favorite artist: salvador Dali (I HATE VISUAL ART)
-Current book:Johnny got his gun (NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, BLACK HOLES!)
-Current color of toenails: heterosexual (PLAIN)
-Current worry: jessica wont be at school tomorrow (THATS CUTE, HOW I WILL GET TO WORK TOMORROW)
-Current crush: jess>? (TALL BARBACK AT VENUE)
-Current time-wasting wish: betterness. (TIME CAPSULES)
-Current hate:flowers (CHILL GIRLS)
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
Forrest thought of it its my last name (STILL TRUE)
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
1. Sushi (SANDWICHES)
2. Itallian (SUSHI)
3. Lemonade (TOM KHA)
4. Fresh pineapple (GINGER ALE)
5. cereal (HOLE IN ONES)
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
no (YES, CONAN O BRIEN 16 YO SELF, SUCK IT)
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
George Harrison ringo Starrrrrrrrrr, and john lennon and paul macartney (DUMB)
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
two weeks (6 MONTHS) EVERYWHERE
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR TODAY.Summers bday (HEY! STILL TRUE!)
Well guys here it is. I posted after 10 years. I am going to use this as my "E-Time Capsule"
This was a Survey I found from exactly 10 years ago.. lets see how things have changed... ten years... IN PARENTHESES
Are you Hetero-/Homo-/Bi-sexual?: Im heterosexual .... (UHHHH)
Are you in love?:I think I am, but its a young love... ( OLD LOVE, OVER IT)
Are you in a relationship?:YES (YES)
Are you a virgin?: YES (THIS WAS A LIE)
Have you gotten your first kiss?: (YES)
Do you have a crush?: Jessssssssica..... NO. WEIRD
Do you enjoy being in love/having a crush?: LOVE IT (STILL LOVE IT)
What form of birth control do/would you use?: Cilantro (BIRTH CONTROL?)
How far have you gone with a "lover"?: "lover" nunnayo business (MOST THINGS INVOLVING CELLOPHANE)
Would/did you have sex before marriage?: NO (LIE, AND ALSO YES)
Do you believe in hookups (sexual relations without emotion)?: deffenetly not (YES, I WAS A LITTLE SHIT WASN'T I)
Have you ever had a hookup?: never. (WHAT WAS I 16?)
Is there a difference between a crush and being in love?: certainly (YES)
Do you believe in love at first sight?: lust at first sight... infatuation (YES)
Do you believe in true love?: I dunno (STILL DON'T KNOW)
Can long-distance relationships work?: NO (WHOA, SHOULDA REREAD THIS, NO)
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?: yes (SO MANY, GOD)
What of online relationships?: nope (MM)
Have you ever been married?:Thrice (NO)
Have you ever been in love?: I think so (YES)
Have you had sex in the past and regretted it?: no i loved every minute of my not having sex (YES)
Have you fallen in love in the past and regretted it?: Yes (YES)`
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 15? yes? (14)
How old were you when you had sex for the first time?: no (15)
Have you ever broken someone's heart?: possibly (NO, NEVER)
Have you ever sexually harassed someone?: i think so (UHHH> DO I GO OUT TO PIZZA SOMETIMES?)
Have you ever been sexually harassed yourself?: yup yup ?(WT?)
Have you ever been jealous of a friend for their boy/girlfriend?: psh, ...yah (STOP)
Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's "close" friend(s)?: ...sure... (uGH)
Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's ex-?: ...ok... (YES!)
Have you ever gotten back together with an ex-?: yah (ALL THE TIME)
Have you ever gotten together with a friend's ex-?: yes (YEP)
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:no (YEP)
What's the most affection you deem appropriate for public?: no nudity (ALL)
Have/would you ever see(n) an "X"-rated movie?: nope well possibly kinda (YAHP)
Do you enjoy French-kissing?: no comment but yes... (YAHOO)
Do you keep a picture of your beloved somewhere?: yes FAKCEHOOK!)
Would you (honestly) sacrifice your life for your beloved?: depends (ALWAYS)
Have/would you ever use whipped cream, hot wax, et cetera, in a sexual act?: LMAO no.(LIES)
Do cherries or strawberries have any sexual meaning for you?: strawberries... i like to make out with them (COOL!)
Have you ever dumped someone?: yes ? YEAH, AT THIS POINT I HAD DUMPED DANI GIROUX, AND ASHLEY TOWANDA)
Have you ever been dumped?: yes (YES)
Have you ever had your heart broken?: I dunno .
Are you (honestly) afraid of commitment?: no (TERRIFIED)
Are you attracted to people with accents?: NO (DUH)
Have you ever had sexual relations in public?: no (WHY THE HELL WAS I TAKING THIS SURVEY)
Do you have a memento from a previous relationship?: yah (ALL OF EM)
Is there a certain smell, sight, sound, or taste that reminds you of a lover?: (COCONUT OIL)
-First grade teacher's name: Mr fanning
-Last word you said: Im thiiiick (im sick)
-Last song you sang: that song off of oh brother where art thou... he baptizin one (PONCE PILATO)
-What's in your CD player: disk 1-3... Pink Floyd Paul oakenfold vivaldi (FEIST, TIMOTHY BLACKMAN. FUYOKOS FABLES)
-What color socks are you wearing: white (GAVE UP ON SOCKS)
-What's under your bed: a heater and a mattress thing (NO BED)
-What time did you wake up today: 6:45 (11:30)
FUTURE
-Where do you want to go: washington (BRAZIL!)
-What is your career going to be: musical entomologist (CLOSE I GUESS? MUSIC? SHIT)
-Where are you going to live: (FOCO)
-How many kids do you want: a couple... like 2 I think (STILL 2)
-What kind of car will you have: lamborghuini learn to spell (TRUCK AND A SCOOTER)
-Current mood: eh (ECSTATIC )
-Current music: classical (ROCK AND ROOLLLLLL!)
-Current taste: cough syrrup (WHISKEY)
-Current hair: cut (CUT MYSELF! NO CUT FROM CONAN O BRIEN)
-Current clothes: boxers (BROWN FLANNEL, MAROON PANTS, SHENANDOAH DAVIS SHIRT)
-Current annoyance: MY SICKNESS, ALLERGIES (STILL ALLERGIES, AND MY 16 YEAR OLD SELF)
-Current smell: none... im sick (I CANT REALLY SMELL ANYMORE:( )
-Current longing: jessica (WEIRD, BUT PROBABLY SWIMMING)
-Current desktop picture: green stuff (CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND DOG)
-Current favorite artist: salvador Dali (I HATE VISUAL ART)
-Current book:Johnny got his gun (NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON, BLACK HOLES!)
-Current color of toenails: heterosexual (PLAIN)
-Current worry: jessica wont be at school tomorrow (THATS CUTE, HOW I WILL GET TO WORK TOMORROW)
-Current crush: jess>? (TALL BARBACK AT VENUE)
-Current time-wasting wish: betterness. (TIME CAPSULES)
-Current hate:flowers (CHILL GIRLS)
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
Forrest thought of it its my last name (STILL TRUE)
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
1. Sushi (SANDWICHES)
2. Itallian (SUSHI)
3. Lemonade (TOM KHA)
4. Fresh pineapple (GINGER ALE)
5. cereal (HOLE IN ONES)
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
no (YES, CONAN O BRIEN 16 YO SELF, SUCK IT)
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
George Harrison ringo Starrrrrrrrrr, and john lennon and paul macartney (DUMB)
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
two weeks (6 MONTHS) EVERYWHERE
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR TODAY.Summers bday (HEY! STILL TRUE!)