The Adventures of Zach the Valorous
Zach is such a courageous little kitten!
Today, during his ceaseless recognizance of the perimeter, he encountered a Monkey.
Being a sociable fellow, Zach began taking said Monkey on a tour of the back hall carpet, when suddenly his infallible kitty senses signaled to him that the Monkey was a threat to our Homeland Security! Bravely, Zach proceeded to
beat the bejesus out of it!
Hoping the evil primate had learned his lesson, Zach tried again to show it around the house. However, the monkey was unrepentant, and needed to be (if you'll excuse the expression) called on the carpet yet again, and once more
mauled into submission.
And Lucy? Well, confident in the brave kitten's vigilance, she was able to rest easy during the entire episode.
Today, during his ceaseless recognizance of the perimeter, he encountered a Monkey.
Being a sociable fellow, Zach began taking said Monkey on a tour of the back hall carpet, when suddenly his infallible kitty senses signaled to him that the Monkey was a threat to our Homeland Security! Bravely, Zach proceeded to
beat the bejesus out of it!
Hoping the evil primate had learned his lesson, Zach tried again to show it around the house. However, the monkey was unrepentant, and needed to be (if you'll excuse the expression) called on the carpet yet again, and once more
mauled into submission.
And Lucy? Well, confident in the brave kitten's vigilance, she was able to rest easy during the entire episode.
