Dude. If the only concrete result of my stupid, never-ending epic is that it made you write tanned, oiled, kohl-eyed Sam in a flaxen mini-skirt? Then I freaking RETIRE, baby, because MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
I can't get over how you managed to make this scary and sexy and wrong and psychologically significant and ... like, line the whole cast of characters up and cast them perfectly AND apparently give Dean a blow job, all at the same time. It's ... what's the word I'm looking for?
stupid, never-ending epic *gasp* blasphemy!!! don't you talk like that about the Fic That Made Sam Swim, please. ;) You know it freaking rocks.
And...*gasps more* oh noes! don't retire! how am I going to read from you if you retire? DON'T RETIRE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WON'T RETIRE, YOU'LL WRITE ME DOG!PORN! OK?
Seriously? Thank you. For catching my mistakes and telling me it was good. And chatting, which was awesome. And saying stuff like that that reduce me to grinning and being all glowy. *hug*
(did I tell you that semi-naked Sam with *mumblemumble* features in that plot donkey i told you about? I thought it'd make you happy. : ) )
If I promise not to retire and to always make Sam swim, can we please never speak the word "dogporn" again? Please? LOL! My brain!
You're so very welcome for all "Nile"-related things! It was, as previously mentioned, awesome, and so much better a way to spend my morning than updating the cross references in the Instructor's Manual I'm working on.
(Yes... that mumblemumble DOES sound very happy-making!)
What word? Dogporn? Or dog!porn? Or possibly dowgporn. *manic grin* Please, it's a fic begging to be written! Come on! I even volunteer to help!
"Sam was never a dog person. Was never an animal person, really, what with moving from place to place. What was important seemed to be to fit in, and human beings were complicated creatures, enough to suck up all available thoughts and mind. But if he were an animal person, he's sure he would be a cat person. So this, he's thinking looking at the black sleek dog whining furiously, is kind of universe's way of telling him "Bitch. You're mine." Cuz that dog? Is his brother."
Wow, that was freaking awesome AND hella clever! I loved it! I was always more of a Greek mythology girl while my sister was the Egyptian one, but I recognize some of this still. Just hella clever, I love how you got him out! And awww, boyes tied for life! I love me some Winchester bonding, so the emotional and the spiritual, was pretty damn cool :)
I'm more of a Greek girl myself, though Egypt does hold fascination. Old cultures always do. And yei! Getting Dean out is my obsession, just like it was bringing john back. So.
Oh holy God, Sam as "the Chippendale version of a Pharaoh"? I think my heart might stop. Seriously. The Jackal can rip it right out and weigh it along with the rest! And then he was WET and there was SMUDGING. You know what this thing needs? A TV adaptation *nods*
And I'm happy to be blamed for everything! I claim it all, because that was brilliance, my dear! Love how you worked in the "sibling marriage" thing ACTUALLY IN THE PLOT! Awesome.
SAM. NAKED. WET. KOHL. SMUDGING. Oh yes. These are the words joy is made of. ;) We should totally petition Kripke to adapt it, even as a photo shoot! Jared as an ancient Egyptian! YESYESYES!
Your fault. Yes. Totally. :)
Thanks for the encouragement and whee reaction, m'lady.
Sam's subconscious is a scary place! But Egyptian!Sam's body is...something else altogether. And Dean 'wears' biker boots and a leather jacket even when he doesn't ("sweetheart, I don't do loincloths")!
Very cool and smart with all the Egyptian mythology and the lawyerly logic. How to hoist a demon on her own petard. (Which really sounds pretty naughty, doesn't it? Couldn't happen to a nastier girl.) A story with lots of creepy, a high sexy factor and a lot of heart(s) (sorry, couldn't resist;)).
Ah the body, the body...There can never be enough Sam body if you ask me. Or Dean body. And we haven't glimpsed at John body, which sucks. Maybe he's naked in afterlife *has high hopes*
"sweetheart, I don't do loincloths"muhaha! Pure genious! I wish I could have incorporated that somewhere!
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I can't get over how you managed to make this scary and sexy and wrong and psychologically significant and ... like, line the whole cast of characters up and cast them perfectly AND apparently give Dean a blow job, all at the same time. It's ... what's the word I'm looking for?
Oh, that's right.
AWESOME
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And...*gasps more* oh noes! don't retire! how am I going to read from you if you retire? DON'T RETIRE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WON'T RETIRE, YOU'LL WRITE ME DOG!PORN! OK?
Seriously? Thank you. For catching my mistakes and telling me it was good. And chatting, which was awesome. And saying stuff like that that reduce me to grinning and being all glowy. *hug*
(did I tell you that semi-naked Sam with *mumblemumble* features in that plot donkey i told you about? I thought it'd make you happy. : ) )
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You're so very welcome for all "Nile"-related things! It was, as previously mentioned, awesome, and so much better a way to spend my morning than updating the cross references in the Instructor's Manual I'm working on.
(Yes... that mumblemumble DOES sound very happy-making!)
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"Sam was never a dog person. Was never an animal person, really, what with moving from place to place. What was important seemed to be to fit in, and human beings were complicated creatures, enough to suck up all available thoughts and mind. But if he were an animal person, he's sure he would be a cat person. So this, he's thinking looking at the black sleek dog whining furiously, is kind of universe's way of telling him "Bitch. You're mine." Cuz that dog? Is his brother."
Uhm. I might have gotten a bit carried away.
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Great job!
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Thank you for reading!
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And I'm happy to be blamed for everything! I claim it all, because that was brilliance, my dear! Love how you worked in the "sibling marriage" thing ACTUALLY IN THE PLOT! Awesome.
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Your fault. Yes. Totally. :)
Thanks for the encouragement and whee reaction, m'lady.
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And this was also beautifully written with wonderful descriptions and the atmosphere was creepy and unsettling...again, you, FTW.
and you knocked off a prompt. I believe you now own the intranetz.
congratulations!!! Please collect your prize on the way out....
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*giggle*
I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Your FTWs have me grinning like mad. Thank you.
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Very cool and smart with all the Egyptian mythology and the lawyerly logic. How to hoist a demon on her own petard. (Which really sounds pretty naughty, doesn't it? Couldn't happen to a nastier girl.) A story with lots of creepy, a high sexy factor and a lot of heart(s) (sorry, couldn't resist;)).
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"sweetheart, I don't do loincloths"muhaha! Pure genious! I wish I could have incorporated that somewhere!
Heh! Thank you for reading!
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