Part Deux
Part 2 of Plans, for you folks. You guys are so wunnerful :)
Title: The Follow-Through
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For the KakaSaku LJ Comm, for naming me February's member. As a note to ALC, I hope everything works out for you.
The playlist for this is:
CKY - Attached at the Hip
Sneaker Pimps - Bloodsport
The Dirty Heads - Lay Me Down
Metro Station - Where's My Angel
Splashdown - Mayan Pilot
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
Good Charlotte - Keep Your Hands Off My Girl
Zeromancer - Need You Like a Drug
All-American Rejects - The Poison
Kidneythieves - Glitter Girl
Lucky Boys Confusion - 3 to 10
Lily Allen - The Fear
Oh yes, he would need to do something. Pushing himself out of his chair, Kakashi moved around his desk and perched on the edge of it. "Well, class, midterms are complete. I'm not supposed to give you your grades until the last day, but..." He trailed off, allowing the groans to hit him. Good, now that he had diverted the attention away from Sakura and her well-timed innuendo, he could... do something. Shit, what was his plan?
"Oh, fine," He held up the manila folder with their final grades. "When I call your name, you will come up and we will have a one-on-one session in regards to your continuing education here.The rest of you can talk quietly, text eachother, I don't care. When I finish with your session, you are free to go." Fists pumped in the air, the students jubilant at the prospect of being let go early.
For the next hour, Kakashi discussed personalized lesson plans with each of his students. Some left in tears, some with colorful phrases of anger, but most left with smiles and well-wishing.
As the class dwindled down, Kakashi excused himself from his counseling session and wrote names on the board. "These two students will have to see me after class. The rest of you who have not recieved your counselling will have to see me Wednesday. That will be considered your last day of class before break. If you do not show up, you will be marked as truant and will recieve a failing grade."
Class ended shortly thereafter, and Kakashi pulled two reports aside. 'Uzumaki, Naruto' was written on one, 'Haruno, Sakura' on the other. "Okay, guys, I'm going to do your counselling session together."
He regarded Sakura, a blush on her cheeks. "Sakura, your work over this semester has been phenomenal. If my grade was simply based on written work, you'd pass with flying colors." Kakashi turned to Naruto. "Naruto, your work makes my head hurt. It's as simple as that."
The blond opened his mouth the say something, and Sakura's hand snapped like a steel trap the delay anything that might come out of it. "You have us here because you want me to help Naruto??"
"Something like that. Naruto's grade will hinge on the work you two do together. From now on, you're study-buddies." He was probably a bit too cheerful, because the murderous intent coming from the roseate before him was enough to suffocate a lesser person.
"What do I get out of this?" She asked through gritted teeth.
Kakashi wandered over, and put his arm around her, meaning to come off as friendly. Yeah, friendly.
"I'm glad you asked, Sakura. You get to act as vapid as you want and I won't say a word about it as long as you keep up the good work in your writing. Oh, and a passing grade. If Naruto fails, you fail."
Well, at least Naruto seemed happy He was prancing around the room whooping. "This is gonna be a piece of cake! Neh, Kakashi-sensei?"
"Naruto?"
"You should come on the camping trip with us! Jiraiya was going to go-" he was interrupted by the choking of the larger masked man, partially from shock that Naruto knew his favorite author, partially because of Sakura's hands around his throat. "Neh, sensei?? Sakura, you're supposed to be training to be a doctor. That's not how you do the heimlich."
She released Kakashi's neck with a huff and stuffed her hands in her pockets. Kakashi wheezed. Damn she was strong.
"Sakura, he doesn't look so good. Maybe you should give him mouth-to-mouth?"
As darkness pervaded his vision and the pounding in his ears became a gentle lullaby, Kakashi was certain he heard Naruto being choked as well. And yet, he couldn't be bothered to care, because he had been invitied on a camping trip. Maybe he could help Sakura put her tent up... and consequently test out its stability in... ahem... rougher conditions..
Meh, kinda shoddy, but it's a lead-in, so ha. Busy day, so I gotta jet, but have a great day, guys!